Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[dirty2]

So do you say dinner at 8:30pm it's 2030 0 clock or 20 hundred 30 hours?

If dinner is at 8;30pm I'll ****ing give ya a back hander and tell ya to get in the kitchen and make me my ****ing dinner.

 

[Doctor Feel]

When Ken gets another year and they have a sausage sizzle at the alberton head office:

 

[Chewy316]

So there is 9 days and approximately 22 hours until the B and F. Hopefully max time until the ****er is finally gone.

That's very much the timeline I've penciled in.

Josh Carr first task: get rid of all your assistant coaches and get new ones.

Chad Cornes gone, Hartlett gone, Lobbe gone. Goldsack meh he can stay if you can’t find that many replacements

Chad will be there next year - but most likely not as a forwards coach. Not sure on Hartlett (haven't asked because SANFL is meh to me), Goldsack 100% will be there under Carr next year, most likely in defence.

Chewy316 if.. Hinkley is sacked do we have the $ for Josh carr to bring in his own assistant's... Or does he get stuck with Ken's left overs...

*Sorry if you have answered this before.

Majority of current assistants are currently contracted. Don't think they'll be paid out - some will be moved into other roles. And there are a few people Port have on their shortlist to bring in under Carr.

 

[Papa G]

If dinner is at 8;30pm I'll ****ing give ya a back hander and tell ya to get in the kitchen and make me my ****ing dinner.

That's early in Latin countries

 

[dirty2]

Ty chewy

 

[Nelso]

Chewy316

Any truth to the rumour that Surjan is coming back to the club as an assistant when Carr is coach?

 

[dirty2]

That's early in Latin countries

**** that... I would be hangry lol

 

[Chewy316]

Chewy316

Any truth to the rumour that Surjan is coming back to the club as an assistant when Carr is coach?

Not happening last I checked.

 

[Ports1870]

Can just imagine the crocodile tears in his B and F speech if he quits next week and the B and F is his last event for the club.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

That's very much the timeline I've penciled in.



Chad will be there next year - but most likely not as a forwards coach. Not sure on Hartlett (haven't asked because SANFL is meh to me), Goldsack 100% will be there under Carr next year, most likely in defence.



Majority of current assistants are currently contracted. Don't think they'll be paid out - some will be moved into other roles. And there are a few people Port have on their shortlist to bring in under Carr.

Wait is this a freudian slip confirming Ken's 100% gone this year?

 

[Lefti93]

Half the club is a Hinkley or a 3rd cousin of ken.

 

[Chewy316]

Wait is this a freudian slip confirming Ken's 100% gone this year?

Not at all mate.
Should read, if Carr is coach in 2025.Goldsack will 100% be there under him.

 

[rogerjames]

I think he will quit. Ego's too fragile to accept a sacking, even though we all want that. I just wish that he would be made to run the gauntlet around the perimeter of Alberton with all of us there on the boundary, just so we can boo him one last time before he goes.

Boo him, I'd like to pelt him with cans like the Barmy Army back in the day

 

[dirty2]

Not at all mate.
Should read, if Carr is coach in 2025.Goldsack will 100% be there under him.

Have you had much contact with goldsack? If so is it a good thing that he will be hanging around?

 

[rogerjames]

How many times can we make the SAME stupid decision?

I'm scared to answer that

 

[dirty2]

How many times can we make the SAME stupid decision?

Think we are up to 47 times now?

 

[rogerjames]

That's very much the timeline I've penciled in.



Chad will be there next year - but most likely not as a forwards coach. Not sure on Hartlett (haven't asked because SANFL is meh to me), Goldsack 100% will be there under Carr next year, most likely in defence.



Majority of current assistants are currently contracted. Don't think they'll be paid out - some will be moved into other roles. And there are a few people Port have on their shortlist to bring in under Carr.

I don't get the Chad love. Our forward line has been a shambles structurally & just relied on individual brilliance & our elite long distance kickers.

 

[Chewy316]

Have you had much contact with goldsack? If so is it a good thing that he will be hanging around?

Not directly but have heard good things.

 

[Chewy316]

I don't get the Chad love. Our forward line has been a shambles structurally & just relied on individual brilliance & our elite long distance kickers.

He's contracted.
And the forward line problem was the same before Chad was there. If you're going to criticise him for the failures of the forward line you probably should also praise him for the development of Georgiades over the last 12 months.

 

[John the Butcher]

Move Chad into a food and beverage attendant role at the big ports club

 

[rogerjames]

He's contracted.
And the forward line problem was the same before Chad was there. If you're going to criticise him for the failures of the forward line you probably should also praise him for the development of Georgiades over the last 12 months.

Fair

 

[edgie]

The added bonus will be that the players will be able to do laps around Stewie during the off season - they'll be super fit!!!

Not necessarily. They might begin to orbit him, which takes only a little effort by them and gravity does the the rest.

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[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

He's contracted.
And the forward line problem was the same before Chad was there. If you're going to criticise him for the failures of the forward line you probably should also praise him for the development of Georgiades over the last 12 months.

Question: Do we have a ball movement coach?

 

[edgie]

Id actually be more interested in them clearing every last hinkley and hinkley wife, boyfriend, relative the hell out.

Shouldn't be hard to clear the wife out, she's never even been sighted. Probably on the first plane outta here with Soldo's princess.

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[Doctor Feel]

Shouldn't be hard to clear the wife out, she's never even been sighted. Probably on the first plane outta here with Soldo's princess.

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Soldos princess mentioned. Get ready for the post delete.