Unofficial Preview Sack Hinkley 2: Septic Portaloo

[Work Hardery]

The sad thing is we all saw this coming when Ken was extended in 2017.

Still unbelievable that they did that, really. Heads need to roll for being so unbelievably careless and short-sighted.

Completely negligent Koch and KT were. Unfortunately, there's no accountability at Port Adelaide anymore, unless you're a tall forward and don't perform in 1 game.

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

Kens been slapped twice in the face over the past few days, first Dougal and now Fantasia, i wonder if the board are listening when both players inside & outside the club know he's a spud. I bet Boak Gray Wines etc are regretting not turning on Ken a long time ago, but then again maybe they are just as vanilla as him to allow this garage to continue for so long.

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

Hinkley said at the B&F that making finals is overrated. A surprising view for a guy who continually fails to make finals.

that speech was full of one-lines designed to get applause and nothing happened, people have heard it all before and now know its all hot air

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

what about Ken having the gall to trot out 'we exist to win premierships' but allows his team to get pantsed by North with finals on the line,.......i mean how embarassing can you get

 

[tribey]

The sad thing is we all saw this coming when Ken was extended in 2017.

Still unbelievable that they did that, really. Heads need to roll for being so unbelievably careless and short-sighted.

We’re still paying for 2011/12, as if we’re the only club in history to go through a rough trot on and off-field.

Parachuting in at the end of 2012, having watched the toxic reports of our status and bleak future from afar, Koch would’ve treated 13/14 as some sort of miracle, rather than a logical outcome of Port finally being permitted to compete on an even keel for the first time since 2004.

So what do you do? You cement in the miracle worker.

Even Rooch, who should know better, was defending Hinkley to a justifiably critical David King recently with, “no-one else wanted the job in 2012... he made sure Port survived”.

I mean, bloody hell.

 

[Alyx]

 

[tribey]

It’s almost as if the talent isn’t the problem...

 

[dirty2]

Nobody likes you everybody hates you.. you might as well go eat worms.

#sackhinkley

 

[Pear1870]

He inferred that his master plan is to win a premiership without playing finals.

Excellent......... It's such a good plan, I don't need to know the details.
My wise is going to be SO impressed.


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[Del165198]

can you change the word program to regime

 

[Power Girl]

I get irrationally angry (angrier) each time i see his smug face. I seriously need to let it go.

 

[Ilias M]

 

[Work Hardery]

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Even Ken looks surprised that he's still got the support of the board.

 

[Contested Marx]

Even Ken looks surprised that he's still got the support of the board.

You could change the caption to say

"I can't figure out why they haven't sacked me yet"

 

[Alyx]

 

[Pear1870]

Alyx,
Rude of me to ask maybe, but are you willing to do a graphic, but instead of the word bold, use the word bald together with a Hinkley / Koch theme.
Love your work by the way. Excellent.
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[Schulzenfest]

what about Ken having the gall to trot out 'we exist to win premierships' but allows his team to get pantsed by North with finals on the line,.......i mean how embarassing can you get

You bloody supporters just want the sugar hit of not losing by 86 points to North Melbourne.

 

[Pear1870]

I get irrationally angry (angrier) each time i see his smug face. I seriously need to let it go.

My cure for that. Visualize him in a mankini or his underpants. That should help.
It might also buy you 3 weeks of therapy, but heh both are one way or another, good for mental health ☺

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[Frank Hansen II]

You'll all be laughing out the other side of your faces when Kenny is next year's premiership coach.

Doesn't matter we should still sack him: history here in the making.

 

[Us against the rest]

Well well well, looks like Stinkley's on the nose.

Howard wants out.

Fantasia can see through bullshit and said thanks but no thanks.

Sack this man.

 

[Us against the rest]

 

[Us against the rest]

Ken : Hi Orazio, it's Kenny here, how are you going mate?

Orazio : Yeah pretty good Ken.

Ken : Can't wait to get you down to the club.

Orazio : But but.

Ken : Yeah I know mate, you are stuck for words, it wont be long.

Ken : So you have heard I'm coaching at the top of my game and you want to be part of the Port Adelaide family.

Orazio : I'm not coming Kern.

Ken : Good to see you have a sense of humour mate, I reckon, reckon.

 

[Us against the rest]

Where are they now. All recruited under Hinkley.



SACK HINKLEY.

 

[Del165198]

 

[Steve Dore]

Recent PAFC board meeting (I'm not sure where Holly Random was that day)...


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I can actually picture a number of our board members listening to Hinkley's piffle and nodding their heads and thinking "this guy is so innovative and obviously at the top of his game."