Opinion Sack Hinkley 6 - Kochblocked

[Us against the rest]

Who gets credited with coaching the game?

Sack Bassett.

 

[Capital Power]

Ugh, you can just see it now. Sits out the next two, which we lose in our dour defensive manner, then comes back for the Collingwood game which we win in a canter after a 10 goal first quarter.

You just know this is a prelude to another undeserved extension

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

I.... I'm just not going to say anything.

 

[sobrave]

maybe ken gets long covid and they have to sack him

 

[Marmozet]

Better keep him away from the club permanently, just to be safe.

 

[backtozero]

The most concerning thing is that it appears Bassett is next in line.

 

[backtozero]

"Forwards’ coach Nathan Bassett

Nathan Bassett

Age

47

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

5.1

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

9.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.2

3star

will coordinate messaging across the lines at each break whilst midfield coach Brett Montgomery will remain focussed on instructing the midfield group, who will be critical to the result on Sunday.

“And Chad Cornes will continue in his usual role as defensive coach."

This is actually an amazing way of admitting that Hinkley doesn't actually do anything except suck back cans of soft drink in the box and give a chat in between quarters that ends up motivating them some of the time. You don't even need him there.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[RossFC]

Sack Bassett.

Is this where we make thread titles for "Sack Bassett 1 -" ?

 

[sobrave]

"Forwards’ coach Nathan Bassett will coordinate messaging across the lines at each break whilst midfield coach Brett Montgomery will remain focussed on instructing the midfield group, who will be critical to the result on Sunday.

“And Chad Cornes will continue in his usual role as defensive coach."

This is actually an amazing way of admitting that Hinkley doesn't actually do anything except suck back cans of soft drink in the box and give a chat in between quarters that ends up motivating them some of the time. You don't even need him there.

lol yeah, we just won't do anything different except reduce the soft drink budget slightly.

 

[chiwigi]

Has two hard days at work coming up.

Chucks a sickie!

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

****ing seen the headlines got a stiffy read the whole paragraph Stiffy declined

 

[sobrave]

Why is every ken supporter an illiterate moron? Is there a strong link between genuine idiocy and thinking ken isnt a parasitic leech on the club?

 

[simba_]

"Forwards’ coach Nathan Bassett will coordinate messaging across the lines at each break whilst midfield coach Brett Montgomery will remain focussed on instructing the midfield group, who will be critical to the result on Sunday.

“And Chad Cornes will continue in his usual role as defensive coach."

This is actually an amazing way of admitting that Hinkley doesn't actually do anything except suck back cans of soft drink in the box and give a chat in between quarters that ends up motivating them some of the time. You don't even need him there.

hinkley is like that 75 year old boss that should've handed the reins over 10 years ago who comes in at 11:30 and leaves at 2 and just "oversees" everything.

 

[TeeKray]

Why is every ken supporter an illiterate moron? Is there a strong link between genuine idiocy and thinking ken isnt a parasitic leech on the club?

Yes

 

[TazD]

Why is every ken supporter an illiterate moron? Is there a strong link between genuine idiocy and thinking ken isnt a parasitic leech on the club?

 

[MooreTreloar]

Sorry for the intrusion but I just saw the news that Kenny will miss this weekends game.

Surely now is the prefect time to change the locks at Alberton.

 

[RossFC]

30 seconds left on the clock, Down by 2 points after being down by 50 at half time.

Bassett is on the phone asking Ken what to do, Ken says "What you need to do is, cough...cough...cough...cough".

Ken's coughing fit stops him from telling Bassett to put Jed McEntee at full forward. Hot Toddy kicks a goal and Ports win.

 

[tribey]

Why is every ken supporter an illiterate moron? Is there a strong link between genuine idiocy and thinking ken isnt a parasitic leech on the club?

and the ones that aren’t either have terminal Dunning-Kruger, or peddle the revisionist twaddle the media has shat out for the better part of a decade.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Marmozet]

Just changed my tip to Port now

 

[EskimoPAFC]

So if we win this weekend, its "Ken achieves another miracle by beating the reigning premiers remotely!"

If we lose this weekend, its "Port gets glimpse in to what could happen if heroic Ken walks away."

 

[Enviable Tradition]

So if we lose against Melbourne it wont be his fault.

It's never his fault, haven't you heard his pressers.

Well lose to Melbourne and Geelong without Ken and then hear about how his win% for the games he coached was enough to make finals.

In fact they'll probably blame the 1st 5 on Covid and say hes a top 4 coach.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Clarko to take the head coaching role by while Hinkie sick

 

[philreich]

Better keep him away from the club permanently, just to be safe.

One is reminded of the immortal words of Basil Fawlty, "Well let's hope it's nothing trivial."