Opinion Sack Hinkley 6 - Kochblocked

[MrPlow]

30 seconds left on the clock, Down by 2 points after being down by 50 at half time.

Bassett is on the phone asking Ken what to do, Ken says "What you need to do is, cough...cough...cough...cough".

Ken's coughing fit stops him from telling Bassett to put Jed McEntee at full forward. Hot Toddy kicks a goal and Ports win.

Or he says “we just need a bit of magic” but Basset doesn’t know Ken isn’t talking to him, he’s watching the greyhounds on TV

 

[PAFC27]

A gutted assistant coach panel and a Skype coach. We’ve actually come full circle. Remember 2012????

 

[dirty2]

Sack him anyways.

 

[nadsee]

I am not a Kern fan at all.

We need to cut him some slack at the moment...Regardless of what the club tell us publicly. He needs to be at home.

Health and Safety protocols, does not have to be COVID>

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I am not a Kern fan at all.

We need to cut him some slack at the moment...Regardless of what the club tell us publicly. He needs to be at home.

Health and Safety protocols, does not have to be COVID>

Yep. And if he is being forced to isolate that would just make it even worse.

 

[backtozero]

I just hope the cameras pan to the box where a lone can of coke zero sits on the desk.

 

[Us against the rest]

Clean out his office and put it out on the kerb for council collection while he's gone, with a note attached reading, don't judge us, it's a tough life and some one had to lose.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Tee shirts are the best way, what are they gonna do strip you naked.

Foreheads tatts.

Also shows commitment to the cause.

 

[Magpiespowaz]

Mates can be such dicks. This dude knew me and the other Port supporter in the chat would bite. Damn straight I fell for it, totally, ffs...

 

[PowerLil]

He's coaching remotely apparently.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Am I reading right. No caretaker.

Basically line coaches will just continue to do their thing.

We better win this to consolidate that Ken provides no value whatsoever

 

[Jibroni]

I think your odds have just improved

 

[NoddyHolder]

Mates can be such dicks. This dude knew me and the other Port supporter in the chat would bite. Damn straight I fell for it, totally, ffs...

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Withnail fan?

 

[PowerBaz]

 

[John the Butcher]

 

[Lockhart Road]

He's coaching remotely apparently.

This is Hinkley though and through. Totally insecure, puts himself before the Club, puts himself before winning a game, doesn’t trust his assisant coaches.

Actually, all he’s doing is coaching from the box as usual except that this box is considerably farther from the ground.

It’s brilliant, mind.

 

[Us against the rest]

He's coaching remotely apparently.

What's new lol.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Mates can be such dicks. This dude knew me and the other Port supporter in the chat would bite. Damn straight I fell for it, totally, ffs...

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Classic Brett

 

[PA88]

Seriously? Hinkley is going to coach remotely? Don't believe it. Irresponsible if true. One coach needs to be in the box making the calls. Whatever happens the club and the happy clapping Waco lot will spin the result however they like.

 

[tribey]

He's coaching remotely apparently.

I won’t believe it until I see him run through West Lakes Mall with his carry-on luggage 10 minutes before first bounce at least once, a la Dani Laidley.

 

[Powerade 08]

Ken Hinkley is irreplaceable. It would be extremely disrespectful to have one of the line coaches fill in.

 

[philreich]

He's coaching remotely apparently.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[PowerLil]

He's coaching remotely apparently.

He's remotely coaching remotely.
Fixed that.

 

[Gryllis]

I hope they 'accidentally' leave him on mute guzzling away the Coke no sugars. He won't even notice.

 

[dirty2]

If he is coaching remotely... Then it's still his fault when/if we lose.