I'm not trolling either, but I honestly question the intelligence of anyone who is invested in the tabloid media to the point that they entertain it.
What's more, I wouldn't support any such thing for StKilda either.
I don't think its really a matter of intelligence to be on top of other teams financial circumstances. I know that St Kilda certainly weren't viable 5 years ago without AFL assistance and we would still be touch and go. The AFL funding keeps a few clubs afloat and all it would take was the AFL to make that funding conditional upon relocation to make a tabloid hypothetical a serious reality.