Rumour 2024 Hypothetical trade and FA Thread

[Bardo State]

Cats interested in Jack Martin. bit old isn't he for their profile?

He's going to average 15 touches and kick 35 goals and it's going to kill me

 

[Franko Armani]

He's going to average 15 touches and kick 35 goals and it's going to kill me

If you can play football, the Cats will ensure that they get the best out of you. I can’t think of a player that they’ve picked up that hasnt excelled there.

 

[Sixpence]

If you can play football, the Cats will ensure that they get the best out of you. I can’t think of a player that they’ve picked up that hasnt excelled there.

Jack Steven and Dahlhaus are two that spring to mind.

 

[Hawkk]

If you can play football, the Cats will ensure that they get the best out of you. I can’t think of a player that they’ve picked up that hasnt excelled there.

Jared Rivers

 

[theiaofseed]

If you can play football, the Cats will ensure that they get the best out of you. I can’t think of a player that they’ve picked up that hasnt excelled there.

Jack Steven, John Ceglar, Emerson Jeka, Mitch Clark

 

[grumbleguts]

Cats interested in Jack Martin. bit old young isn't he for their profile?

edit: I stuffed up the joke.

I'd prefer to go with:

Cats board: I'm sorry Jack, we are starting a new phase of our club, and we've enacted a no flogs policy, you won't be joining us, I'm afraid.

Jack Martin: What makes you think I'm a flog.

Cats Board: You want to join Geelong.


NB: I know the interest is going the other way.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

If you can play football, the Cats will ensure that they get the best out of you. I can’t think of a player that they’ve picked up that hasnt excelled there.

 

[Franko Armani]

Jack Steven, John Ceglar, Emerson Jeka, Mitch Clark

Pretty sure Jeka couldn’t t play football. Think we found that out at the Hawks. Ceglar was already cooked by the time he got there.

 

[Franko Armani]

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Who is that ?

 

[theiaofseed]

Who is that ?

The one and only Mitch Clark

 

[Franko Armani]

The one and only Mitch Clark

Looks like he should be lining up for Barwon ( prison that is)

 

[Dewnior]

Jack Steven, John Ceglar, Emerson Jeka, Mitch Clark

I see your 4 and raise you Jenkins, Dahlhaus, McIntosh, Blease, Henderson, Z Smith, A Black, Crameri, Higgins, Hargreaves, Loats...

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

We are into “a senior forward”

 

[Bugs1977]

Please don't be Taberner please don't be Taberner

 

[CaptainWorpedo]

Please don't be Taberner please don't be Taberner

Could it be Will Days cousin? Sam Day as a stop gap for Lewis?

 

[hawkmang]

Please don't be Taberner please don't be Taberner

The collective pants shitting when we sign Tom Hawkins will be unprecedented

 

[MasterSamurai]

Can't believe Riccardi didn't get a look in at GWS! Would've been handy but hey, he chose to stay with them long term.

 

[mustang]

Could it be Will Days cousin? Sam Day as a stop gap for Lewis?

Weren't we having a look at him like around 5 or 7 years ago.

 

[mustang]

Anyway on topic can anyone enlighten me about Perryman, I watched him in both finals that the GWS played and I honestly noticed him a few times but that’s about it.

He probably would have come out and nominated us if he was coming by now you would think.

 

[matey]

Wasn’t there some talk of Tom Lynch being courted recently by clubs?

 

[Delecate Des]

The collective pants shitting when we sign Tom Hawkins will be unprecedented

Even funnier

 

[Maxie]

Can't believe Riccardi didn't get a look in at GWS! Would've been handy but hey, he chose to stay with them long term.

Disgruntled right now, passed the fitness test with flying colours and kinglsley went for Lachie keefe instead

 

[smish]

Why did Ginni start following Max King on Instagram last night?

 

[PenAndPaper]

Why did Ginni start following Max King on Instagram last night?

How do you know he started following him last night?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

How do you know he started following him last night?