Certified Legendary Thread 2nd Ashes Test England v Australia June 28-July 2 1930hrs @ Lords

[Zgope1]

Carey threw the ball when Bairstow was still in the crease. he was not out of it.

This idea he was stumped unfairly is complete and utter horse s**t.

Carey threw the ball indicating the play was not dead and the fat idiot left his crease

 

[Gough]

and the treatment of the Aussie players when entering the change rooms through the Long room by the MCC members was an absolute disgrace they should be fined and banned for life

Imagine spending thirty years on the waiting list of the MCC only to throw it away because you don't understand the game properly.

 

[cakewalk06]

Aside from the Bairstow debacle (I’m Australian and did not agree with the ploy) the short pitched barrage from both teams was deplorable and made for a shocking spectacle. Exciting Test, sure, but it was awful seeing the ferrets get hit repeatedly. Strange match all round

 

[The_Todd07]

Carey threw the ball indicating the play was not dead and the fat idiot left his crease

Also indicates that Bairstow had a habit of going walkabouts as you don't just ping it at the stumps on a whim

 

[sherb]

Haha the 360 degree appeal from Marnus!

The ump is directly in his line of sight, but because he is so used to the ump being at square leg and not point he instinctively turns around to appeal.

 

[DeathlyAccurate]

He handles this presser (and every presser) so incredibly well. I have nothing but complete admiration for Cummins.


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[Portmagpies36]

Hope we beat these miserable bastards 5-0

 

[Visions]

Two-nil down is ‘perfect situation’ for Bazball, says Ben Stokes

With the Ashes on the line England captain is not not daunted by two-test deficit, claiming side can fight back

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Thoughts?

Reckon Bazball would be even more potent when they are 3-0 down.

 

[badgrill]

"I never thought it the wrong thing to do, the rules are there and you can't reward stupidity," McCullum said

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[Kirby]

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I guess that when they go 3 nil down they can claim the ashes?

 

[Inspecta Gadget]

I guess that when they go 3 nil down they can claim the ashes?

They'll act confused the rules only allow for a 5 test series

 

[kickazz]

Just reading some of the members tried to trip Smith and Warner. Far out.



Geez imagine trying that on Chapelli or AB.

 

[kickazz]

McCullum and Stokes are talking about the spirit of the game, could someone ask them is it within the spirit of the game to bowl short intimidation bowling at a number eleven batsman who has a torn calf muscle. If they are going to recite spirit of the laws sermons at matches then how about informing everyone what those spirit of cricket laws are.

McCullum says he won't have a beer with the Aussies any time soon.

Who'd want to? You'd end up buying the beers and he'd claim he did and say it's your shout next.

 

[Portmagpies36]

and the treatment of the Aussie players when entering the change rooms through the Long room by the MCC members was an absolute disgrace they should be fined and banned for life

Absolute self entitled arrogant knobs

 

[Spirit Level]

God I wish we buried them after the Bairstow wicket when Stokes lost his cool and Broad was acting like a little bitch

 

[Pistol Night]

McCullum says he won't have a beer with the Aussies any time soon.

Who'd want to? You'd end up buying the beers and he'd claim he did and say it's your shout next.

They’re revolutionising the beer round

 

[JP Sauce]

This must have come up already, but Jonny tried to get Marn out the exact same way Carey did, but of course he missed by plenty haha

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[FRUMPY]

McCullum says he won't have a beer with the Aussies any time soon.

Who'd want to? You'd end up buying the beers and he'd claim he did and say it's your shout next.

thats gold

 

[Visions]

Just reading some of the members tried to trip Smith and Warner. Far out.



Geez imagine trying that on Chapelli or AB.

Or Rodney Hogg. He would literally be up on a manslaughter charge.

 

[Jeremy Jordan]

Imagine spending thirty years on the waiting list of the MCC only to throw it away because you don't understand the game properly.

“We didnt go through centuries and centuries of marrying our relatives to conduct ourselves like that. Wait until my father/your brother hears about this”

Most of the pricks wondering how ‘the help’ is allowed to open the batting for Australia.

 

[FRUMPY]

geez it was frustrating watching us bowl short to stokes and broad for ages and seeing stokes smash them but credit to Cummins, he kept his nerve and got the big wicket of stokes doing what they were seeking and then finished them off quickly. Bit like day 1 of the first test, frustrating fields/tactics but 2-0 so its working

 

[Pistol Night]

Or Rodney Hogg. He would literally be up on a manslaughter charge.

Andrew Symonds. He beat the shit out of the whole room

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Imagine spending thirty years on the waiting list of the MCC only to throw it away because you don't understand the game properly.

Once upon a time the MCC members were knowledgeable in such matters.

“We didnt go through centuries and centuries of marrying our relatives to conduct ourselves like that. Wait until my father/your brother hears about this”

Most of the pricks wondering how ‘the help’ is allowed to open the batting for Australia.

They are behind the times a bit. Only 217 women are members of the MCC

 

[kickazz]

They’re revolutionising the beer round

Instead of buying a round you piss your pants. Hey, it's entertaining!

 

[Portmagpies36]

Or Rodney Hogg. He would literally be up on a manslaughter charge.

Ben Stokes would know what that’s like