Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 3 - Pies v Tigers Fri March 31st 7:50pm AEDT (MCG)

[Elixuh]

I think we should change goals to 30 points and behinds to 5 to give the appearance of high scoring games

 

[Rod Stroker]

Richmond unrecognisable. They just haven't been the same since they got rid of Nahas

 

[Freomaniac]

Collingwood by 80

At this rate.... We would be lucky to have both sides score 80 points tonight lol...

You are right... We need Vince Russo lol

 

[Magma]

fox footy having to pretend it didnt piss down and was wet weather footy so they can dribble their rubbish is something

 

[Tas]

Low scoring is to be expected with wet weather footy.

If you can bounce the ball you can kick goals.

 

[The 747]

They should replace Jordan Lewis

Jordan Lewis

Age

38

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.7

4star

MG

310.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

15.0

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.8

5star

with ChatGPT.

 

[danster168]

He kicks out because he’s our best kick

yeah of course. he's one of the best kicks in the league for sure. but we shouldn't be using disposal numbers to analyse his game.

what's he had tonight, maybe 15 disposals. With about 3 kickouts and 1 disposal where the free kick should've gone to Murphy instead of Daicos but the umpires were asleep. He's playing well though.

 

[beerbandit]

It’s been pouring rain and Collingwood probably should be 8 or 9 goals not 3, it could be a bit of a snooze fest to the neutral because it is low scoring and Pies are absolutely smashing the little tiggys all over the park

 

[Wosh]

Well that’s a shame, was hoping for an entertaining Friday night.
When was the last time Richmond kicked 1 goal to half time?

 

[spudmaster]

Should've played Hawks vs North as the Friday night blockbuster. At least we're easy to score against!

 

[Freomaniac]

Richmond unrecognisable. They just have not been the same since they got rid of Nahas

Agreed.

Been a high scoring half. LoL.

The 747 and Gavin Excell , you can flee from Ross Lyon, but you can't escape his tactics lol

 

[Tas]

Richmond unrecognisable. They just haven't been the same since they got rid of Nahas

They lost their rudder?

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

After 2 rounds lol

scores reflecting the 2 rnds stats right now, sure there's still another half to go, so plenty of time to lol at my post
all welcome

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Low scoring scrap 4 goals only kicked in a half.

Ross Lyon would be creaming himself self watching this game

 

[Freomaniac]

Well that’s a shame, was hoping for an entertaining Friday night.
When was the last time Richmond kicked 1 goal to half time?

Maybe 1999 when they lost to port Adelaide 4.8.32 to 3.12.30

 

[Rod Stroker]

I can't recall a more boring game since..... well, yesterday

 

[MisterMarcus]

Yeah they are 3 goals 10 to Richmond’s 1 goal 3 and they are “lucky to be up”. LOL.

I'm guessing they were taking the piss?

 

[Mr Meow]

I get it, 100%.

I have a feeling we're going to be seeing it pretty soon with Ashcroft, Sheezel and JHF. And I'll feel exactly how you feel about Daicos. We're only human.

Really? I couldn't care less. Hype and overhype are all part of the game; it's exciting to se the next generation break out regardless. Naicos is a hell of an outside player already. Almost as impressive is blokes like Sidebottom still performing to such a high level.

Pretty poor game, although Pies look exciting when they get speed on the ball. Richmond are abhorrent and it's baffling to think they were considered contenders for this season. Having said that, Collingwood have left the door ajar so there's still a chance for this post to look stupid.

 

[Elixuh]

They should replace Jordan Lewis with ChatGPT.

I think his hair and hairline are cgi

 

[Tas]

Docklands is such a shit lifeless stadium... give me that instead of this slop.

 

[beerbandit]

yeah of course. he's one of the best kicks in the league for sure. but we shouldn't be using disposal numbers to analyse his game.

what's he had tonight, maybe 15 disposals. With about 3 kickouts and 1 disposal where the free kick should've gone to Murphy instead of Daicos but the umpires were asleep. He's playing well though.

Hang on, how many points have Richmond kicked?

 

[Zevon]

Well look at that, a half time puff piece segment coming up on one of the Daicos boys.

 

[mrmonkey]

As well as the Pies are playing, their fwd line still doesn't scream Premiers to me.

General question - Why do players persist in doing the same thing over and over when it is clear it isn't working?

Would have said the same thing about Melbourne in 21 and I think Collingwoods forward line is better than Melbourne's 21.

Collingwood should be much further up atm and that's not including the poor delivery at times.

 

[danster168]

Hang on, how many points have Richmond kicked?

3? ...

 

[Elixuh]

God Nathan brown

22

Nathan Brown

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.8

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.4

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.8

5star

and these Sportsbet ads are scum. Putting in Microsoft paint graph analysis to bait people in. Fk me