Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 23

[Enviable Tradition]

Imagine thinking it was a toss up between Laird & Rozee. The gulf in class, speed & damage is enormous.

There's a reason teams let laird amass possessions.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

The fact they’re hatching these takes so passionately after such a rousing demonstration of said gulf, is doing wonders for their world-renowned objectivity.

So arrogant and entitled.

 

[tribey]

There's a reason teams let laird amass possessions.

The only coaches who worry about Laird’s performances have team names like “Wrecked’em” and “Whale Oil Beef Hooked”

 

[edgie]

Nah, need to stick with Roller.

I was hoping for the Dulmial Gun

 

[JimmyBC]

I still haven't recovered from AA umpires being named. Good Lord where are we going.

 

[VineValerian]

I still haven't recovered from AA umpires being named. Good Lord where are we going.

Waiting for the AA stats men to be nominated

 

[JimmyBC]

Waiting for the AA stats men to be nominated

AA commentary team headed by Dwayno

 

[NoddyHolder]

I still haven't recovered from AA umpires being named. Good Lord where are we going.

Water boys/girls don't get the recognition they deserve

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I still haven't recovered from AA umpires being named. Good Lord where are we going.

Did Nosferatu Nicholls get a blazer? His discipline in sticking it to Port every time he umpires us is unquestioned.

 

[JimmyBC]

So there has been AA umpires for years but the first time it copped air time?

 

[DaTBird187]

The only award Laird deserves this year is for having the closet spaced eyes in the comp

 

[Tim Chinever]

The only award Laird deserves this year is for having the closet spaced eyes in the comp

We call him cyclops

 

[Lefti93]

roy laird was stiff for sure instead of rozee.

 

[240volt]

AA commentary team headed by Dwayno

And Roo named as Captain

 

[Marmozet]

Crows Twitter is one of the all-time cesspools.

Every time I go down that rabbit hole I need a hazmat shower.

He’s an Essendon supporter but he definitely prefers Crows over Port.

 

[Marmozet]

Imagine thinking it was a toss up between Laird & Rozee. The gulf in class, speed & damage is enormous.

When Ollie won the Brownlow last year, Crows fans were saying that you still wouldn’t swap him for Laird or Keays, so I’m not surprised by that.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Clarkson cleaning house

 

[Alberton Proud]

Why couldn't it have been us

Sigh

 

[PAFC27]

Rory Laird

29

Rory Laird

Age

30

Ht

177cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.4

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

12.5

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.3

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

19.6

5star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

1.1

3star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.4

3star

can find the footy. But he can’t do anything with it. He has low metres gained and he fails to ever impact the scoreboard.

Genuinely think all these people kicking and screaming about Laird snub just see a fantasy average.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Powerade 08]

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lol is that Dyson Heppel? Yes please i'll take 5 of his pictures for $10,000

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Remember how earlier in the season Port was singled out for abusing the medical sub rule?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Did Nosferatu Nicholls get a blazer? His discipline in sticking it to Port every time he umpires us is unquestioned.

Literally every supporter base in the league thinks Nicholls hates them in particular. He's not biased, he's just shit.

 

[TeeKray]

Remember how earlier in the season Port was singled out for abusing the medical sub rule?

We noticeably used the sub very little in the back end of the season after getting called out on it.

 

[Schulzenfest]

lol is that Dyson Heppel? Yes please i'll take 5 of his pictures for $10,000

In fairness how is this any dumber than spending $10,000 on a jpg of a cartoon monkey?