Autopsy ROUND 1 - ROAST & TOAST V CARLTON AND CHANGES FOR COLLINGWOOD

[This Is Anfield]

Should put my hand up too and say that I umpired for more than a decade up to a level that was semi-elite. I was at the same level as Stevic, Donlon and co before I discovered my love of alcohol and big nights out FWIW I do actually feel as though Matty Stevic does not like us at all.... I must have beat him in a time trial and he wasn't happy about it or something as he rarely seems to give us the 50/50s...

Bloody maggot

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

lol so you missed his two marks which resulted into 2 goals last night then ? You obviously missed the 60 meter laser pin point passing while being tackled to Griffiths and jack ? Or do you constitute a chest mark as not a mark ?

You taking the piss mate or do the Martins owe you money ?

Yeah missed his big grabs...
Missed them the last 7 years too...
Dusty flukes his laser passes...
Mister inconsistent with his kicking. .especially under pressure...
Ablett and Dangerfield have him covered for skills and brownlows...

 

[Heisenberg_]

Yeah missed his big grabs...
Missed them the last 7 years too...
Dusty flukes his laser passes...
Mister inconsistent with his kicking. .especially under pressure...
Ablett and Dangerfield have him covered for skills and brownlows...

No idea, Danger at his best isn't near the level of Ablett at his best anyway.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

No idea, Danger at his best isn't near the level of Ablett at his best anyway.

Exactly...and Dusty way back for ??? 4 or 5...

 

[Heisenberg_]

Man your trying to claim that his long kicks hitting targets were a fluke when it's been universally acknowledged as his greatest strength since year 1, as well as claiming Danger has much better skills, something else which is universally acknowledged to be not close to the reality.
Not gonna bother anymore, waste of my time.

 

[HumanMeatball]

Yeah missed his big grabs...
Missed them the last 7 years too...
Dusty flukes his laser passes...
Mister inconsistent with his kicking. .especially under pressure...
Ablett and Dangerfield have him covered for skills and brownlows...

Martin shag your wife mate? Gee don't think you have said a single positive thing

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Martin shag your wife mate? Gee don't think you have said a single positive thing

Whatever..

 

[HumanMeatball]

Martin is a far better kick then both end of story, considering Martin wins the most one on ones up foward in the comp, he is probably a superior mark

 

[HumanMeatball]

Whatever..

What's your deal with Martin then?

 

[tigerwill]

Bloody maggot

Agreed, he should be banned for life. Just for admitting he was previously an umpire..
Edit, 10 year ban seeing as he saw the error of his ways. Probably after numerous visits to a therapist to try to re-enter society as a normal person.









Bloody maggot

 

[HumanMeatball]

Watching Lennons 3 goals doesn't warrant selection...didn't have to work hard for them...- 2 were gimme goals..missed 2 sitters
What were his stats?
I'm sure other players worked harder and got their teammates invoiced in the game

You have to wait till we actually see stats first. Could have had 20 possessions along with his 3 goals and assists

 

[prodigy]

Dusty is getting a lot better in his post game interviews. I guess after being best on all the time, you'd get pretty good at it.


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[JAKLAUGHING]

What's your deal with Martin then?

Read the previous posts...

 

[HumanMeatball]

Read the previous posts...

There nonsensical posts. He kicks goals, gets loads of the ball, is the best one on one player in the comp, and has a fantastic long pass kick. Your being a bit silly

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

There nonsensical posts. He kicks goals, gets loads of the ball, is the best one on one player in the comp, and has a fantastic long pass kick. Your being a bit silly

Good on him then...

 

[HumanMeatball]

Good on him then...

Did you rate his game last night then?

 

[RememberRoyce]

Who's our matchup for Fasolo?
Cant be Hunt...dont think I've ever seen him jump and spoil.
Ellis..ditto.
Houli??
Macintosh..wont keep up.

Thoughts?

 

[RBLTiger]

Collingwood doing doing very well against the Dogs at the minute, only down by 4 points at half time. They are leading contested possessions 71/55 and clearances 19/9. These are area's we need to improve on. They also have a lot out for today's game......Worried..

 

[RBLTiger]

The Pies are also leading clearances 24/10

 

[Noseybonk]

Yeah missed his big grabs...
Missed them the last 7 years too...
Dusty flukes his laser passes...
Mister inconsistent with his kicking. .especially under pressure...
Ablett and Dangerfield have him covered for skills and brownlows...

Are you Mark McClure?

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Did you rate his game last night then?

No...
Its the same old same old with dusty...
And I'll take it cos I'm a tiger supporter...
I want to see what dusty has got come the season proper..
He's super fit and super strong...
Thats it...
Everything he did last night was larger than life...big...big...big...
Big kick...
Big fend...
Hes a beast...
Just lucky with his genes...
Given a choice i prefer Dangerfield as a player...his brownlow year was sensational in skills...

 

[prodigy]

Who's our matchup for Fasolo?
Cant be Hunt...dont think I've ever seen him jump and spoil.
Ellis..ditto.
Houli??
Macintosh..wont keep up.

Thoughts?

Grimes.


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[JAKLAUGHING]

Are you Mark McClure?

Are you KB?

 

[juss]

OUT: Hunt, Conca

Not sure of the ins yet. Maybe Markov

 

[TigerAndy]

I think once you accept that umps wont get every call right you relax a bit about umpiring. Some go with, some against. I thought the umpiring was actually ok last night overall.