Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Finest of Wines]

Chewy said emailing Richo & being informative, detailed, and using undeniable data is useful

All they care about is making finals

 

[Powerade 08]

Like wot. They have all the information already.

It helps them to break every possible record relating to longevity and lack of success

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Ken Hinkley with the infinite immunity idols

 

[theouthouse]

Rozee interviewed at the airport today.

"The players love Kenny"

Vomit worthy.

Of course they do. Why else would they continue to play a bomb it high and long style of game plan which clearly wasn't working rather than take the onus upon themselves to hit a target.

I'm hoping they stuck to that in order to get him sacked because that was the way that he wanted the team to play rather than "We also love losing as much as we love Ken."

 

[Bump Bailey]

Have you ever read anything so pathetic. The almost child-like dependency that’s been nurtured down at Alberton is totally weird, and a huge reason why the bloke needs to go.

 

[PowerLil]

Have you ever read anything so pathetic. The almost child-like dependency that’s been nurtured down at Alberton is totally weird, and a huge reason why the bloke needs to go.

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It is pathetic, cringeworthy, childish. Grow up.

 

[theouthouse]

"I'm sure we'll get there one day" sums up the club that's 101 loser talk.

You make it happen in the now when the opportunity is right there willingly about to suck you off, you don't futz around dreaming of "one day".

Narrator: "They didn't."

 

[philreich]

Aside from lack of tangible finals success, why the likes of the supremely talented Rozee and Butters (both of whom have the talent to be top 5/10 players in the league? but haven't kicked on to anywhere close to their potential) speaks volumes for Ken's incompetence as a coach.

Also I would make JH-F captain once Kern is sacked. He is a true Alph

Of course, by the time Ken is sacked, JHF will be at least 33 years old .

 

[Bump Bailey]

It is pathetic, cringeworthy, childish. Grow up.

These are grown men we’re talking about. FMD.

 

[raglan road]

I've emailed Richo.

Might not make a difference but it can't hurt.

Me too. Can’t threaten to cancel my memberships cause I’ve already done that, but how else can you agitate for change? The hold Ken ****ing Hinkley has over this club and the players is inexplicable.

 

[Nelso]

Me too. Can’t threaten to cancel my memberships cause I’ve already done that, but how else can you agitate for change? The hold Ken ****ing Hinkley has over this club and the players is inexplicable.

Cancel your membership.

I did it 2 years ago. No more money to this regime. They are treating the members like mugs.

Best decision I ever made.

 

[simba_]

Connor has asked Ken to Godfather his new child

 

[JUSTWORK]

I've emailed Richo.

Might not make a difference but it can't hurt.

It won’t make any difference at all, he’s just like Koch.

We’d be better messaging/tagging Tredrea on social media and getting him fire up before the next Board Meeting. Unfortunately he’s only one person.

Maybe reach out to Snowden too, but I’ve not got any faith in him.

 

[raglan road]

Cancel your membership.

I did it 2 years ago. No more money to this regime. They are treating the members like mugs.

Best decision I ever made.

Yep as I mentioned I’ve done that and won’t be back till he’s gone. Long standing Platinum memberships they were too.

Now I just look on in amazement at how unhealthy and completely bizarre the hold Hinkley has over the club is - most especially the players. It’s disturbing.

 

[PowerLil]

Connor has asked Ken to Godfather his new child

Ewwww.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

In case there was any doubt, Rozee is 100% Hinklified.

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/port-captain-connor-rozee-stands-by-ken-hinkley-after-devastating-preliminary-final-loss/news-story/19386158cdd623ea9c151a1101918e8a?amp&nk=09edc61afeef860359bc8715edc5eb2b-1726895060

"Man being paid millions of dollars with zero performance accountability able to show up for work a bit early. What a hero."

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Have you ever read anything so pathetic. The almost child-like dependency that’s been nurtured down at Alberton is totally weird, and a huge reason why the bloke needs to go.

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Cult.

 

[Palpatine_Power]

He loves Ken because any other coach would have torn strips off him for being invisible 50% of the time

 

[Peninsula Boy]

OK. I'm done. Time to relax. No more Koch. No more Hinkley. No more Richardson. No more Davies.

I guess its time to chill out until Trading and Drafting.

The only thing is getting the Chewybites.

I'd love to hear Hinkley sacked but I'm thinking David will extend him to the 20 year mark after that performance.

Not really bothered for next year.

Port Adelaide is not what it once was.

Ah well.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Cornes better follow through with the line he has been parroting all year "I've always said, he needs to make the GF this year to keep his job". Watch him erase that now and go into bat yet again for Ken.

Well he couldnt possibly have foreseen the players letting him down like they did against Sydney

 

[Us against the rest]

Grow up Connor, you are privileged to be the captain of Port Adelaide, such pathetic childish behavior, you are supposed to be the leader of men, not 9 year olds.

How ****ing embarrassing you are to the past Port Adelaide captains.

 

[PowerLil]

Cornes better follow through with the line he has been parroting all year "I've always said, he needs to make the GF this year to keep his job". Watch him erase that now and go into bat yet again for Ken.

Cornes has maintained all year we have massive holes in our list. He'll run with that this week and hail Ken as a hero for maximising the lack of talent.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Actually encouraging that Whateley says the club needs to act within the next 3 days ie announcing a succession plan or giving Hinkley a golden handshake. Even he knows the writing is on the wall.

What odds do you give me that Hinkley rang Whateley and said you have to put it out there that Port have to back me or sack me in 3 days and Whateley has agreed.

This is a major change for Whateley.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol i would love a mark neeld to come in, do the bursty eyeball angry thing and upset all these weak losers just for the comedy.

 

[VineValerian]

I agree with you. And there are people within the Club who feel the same way.



Ken has final say on all gameplan decisions, so you can't say that Carr would have added things to the gameplan if he actually had any different ideas.

People who have spoken to Carr directly know the way Port would play under him would be vastly different to the way they currently play.



The optimist in me says 60/40. The cynic says 50/50.

The realists say 10/90.