Opinion Sack Hinkley 7 - "Turn it around or watch out"

[Steve Dore]

James Hird's son delisted by Essendon

The doors opens another inch for Kenneth

 

[Steve Dore]

Especially the 2 Koch has cupped in his hand, $800,000 i hear.

and for that he only rents them

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Is Hinkley the Earl of sandwich??

That reminds me if you're ever in Vegas and want a good hot sandwich go here. Don't ruin it for me by calling Kern the Earl of Sandwich though.

 

[MotlopRules]

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Pigs with their snouts in the trough.

 

[Us against the rest]

Is there still any chance of Donuts leaving?

Sack him already.

 

[Contested Marx]

This article is about as lol as you can get, but I wish. I wonder if he ran it by RoCo before publishing it...

Ken Hinkley right man to take the reins at Essendon | Footyology

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James Rosewarne
James is a writer of sports and fiction. He lives in Wollongong.

absolutely nailed the fiction part. That article is satirical right?

I Mean if it gets him a job at Essendon great... But wow.

.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

This article is about as lol as you can get, but I wish. I wonder if he ran it by RoCo before publishing it...

Ken Hinkley right man to take the reins at Essendon | Footyology

footyology.com.au

"Of those 14 coaches to have won 125 matches since 1990, 13 have at minimum participated in a grand final parade, with 11 of those walking away with at least one premiership."

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[Del165198]

"Of those 14 coaches to have won 125 matches since 1990, 13 have at minimum participated in a grand final parade, with 11 of those walking away with at least one premiership."

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I love how he highlights Ken's absolute buffoonery and mediocrity, then immediately dismisses it to highlight the 58% W/L ratio

Every team should be satisfied with 12-13 wins a year!

 

[philreich]

"Of those 14 coaches to have won 125 matches since 1990, 13 have at minimum participated in a grand final parade, with 11 of those walking away with at least one premiership."

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This needs to be written slightly differently, "Of those 125 wins achieved by Hinkley during his tenure as Port coach, at least 80 of them were against teams outside the top 8. Only a small percentage of those wins occurred against teams that actually know how to play football."

 

[PowerBaz]

Hinkley must of had one big sigh of relief to scurry into the off-season.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Hinkley must of had one big sigh of relief to scurry into the off-season.

Ran straight off to Melbourne to be fawned over where none of those mean Port fans can dare talk to him.

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[Ford Fairlane]

Rohan Connolly is spruiking King Ken now

 

[philreich]

Rohan Connolly is spruiking King Ken now

Koch's head may explode at any moment......

 

[Alyx]

Koch's head may explode at any moment......

 

[EskimoPAFC]

This needs to be written slightly differently, "Of those 125 wins achieved by Hinkley during his tenure as Port coach, at least 80 of them were against teams outside the top 8. Only a small percentage of those wins occurred against teams that actually know how to play football."

I reckon its already pretty clear: Of the 14 blokes that have coached as long as Ken, 13 have made grand finals, 11 have won flags.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Rohan Connolly is spruiking King Ken now

The replies are hilarious.

Fans of all clubs with Ken as coach or without a coach feel exactly the same way about Ken.

 

[philreich]

I reckon its already pretty clear: Of the 14 blokes that have coached as long as Ken, 13 have made grand finals, 11 have won flags.

Yeah but the way the article is written, Ken is portrayed as a master coach, whereas he's actually a record breaker for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Del165198]

I reckon its already pretty clear: Of the 14 blokes that have coached as long as Ken, 13 have made grand finals, 11 have won flags.

He could just say: of every coach in 120+ years of VFL/AFL history, only two have coached more games than ken Hinkley without at least making a grand final. Those 2 men are Terry Wallace and bill Stephen, who were each sacked multiple times over their long tenures at multiple clubs.

 

[Us against the rest]

Someone needs to inform Hinkley, he can hide in Victoria all summer but his life will be made a living hell by supporters next year. Has Koch and the board given this any thought.
Best have a good think about the Bombers coaching job I reckon.

 

[philreich]

The replies are hilarious.

Fans of all clubs with Ken as coach or without a coach feel exactly the same way about Ken.

Love Shane's response, "I'd support Ken as Essendon coach, as it would annoy Koch, so win-win."

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Someone needs to inform Hinkley, he can hide in Victoria all summer but his life will be made a living hell by supporters next year. Has Koch and the board given this any thought.
Best have a good think about the Bombers coaching job I reckon.

Gotta just ignore the white noise

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Rohan Connolly is spruiking King Ken now

More. More. More

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[Enviable Tradition]

Koch's head may explode at any moment......

His gut reaction is going to be to hang on to Ken or give him an extension because it's a chance to flex and stroke his ego now that Ken is "in demand"

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[tribey]

Rohan Connolly is spruiking King Ken now

Incredulous readers can’t say they weren’t warned.

 

[Alberton Proud]

.... but don't panic !

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