Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

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I recall that in the lead up to the '21 prelim coaches and players kept talking about how 'scary' and 'daunting' it was and they played terrified and omfg Hinkley is doing it again already in the press conference


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Lol this club. We put on such a weak submissive front. All total cowards.
 
I recall that in the lead up to the '21 prelim coaches and players kept talking about how 'scary' and 'daunting' it was and they played terrified and omfg Hinkley is doing it again already in the press conference


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Hinkley pretty much has tenure at this point, can say anything he wants and portray himself as the underdog when it suits.
 

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No they won't.

People's perceptions of Port under Hinkley are arse backwards. We're not a wildly inconsistent team that wins when we're expected to win and lose when we're expected to lose. We're the most boring predictable team in the league. We win when we should win and we lose when we should lose like 90% of the time.

In Hinkley's entire eleven seasons here I reckon we've had one massive upset win (Hawks in Melbourne in 2015) and one massive upset loss (Hawks in Adelaide last year). Other than that we're as easy a tip as there is in the league. We won't beat Brisbane in Brisbane and we won't beat Collingwood or Melbourne in Melbourne.

I don't think the 2021 Preliminary Final can be viewed as anything other than a massive upset loss.
 
I recall that in the lead up to the '21 prelim coaches and players kept talking about how 'scary' and 'daunting' it was and they played terrified and omfg Hinkley is doing it again already in the press conference


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Hes such a moron.

He knows he's not supposed to say he is frightened, so he says he is not, then immediately ****s it up.

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I don't think the 2021 Preliminary Final can be viewed as anything other than a massive upset loss.
The fact that it was by 71 points certainly was unexpected, but it would have been very silly for anybody to go into that game thinking it was gonna be an easy win.
 
Hes such a moron.

He knows he's not supposed to say he is frightened, so he says he is not, then immediately *s it up.

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Lol

 
I recall that in the lead up to the '21 prelim coaches and players kept talking about how 'scary' and 'daunting' it was and they played terrified and omfg Hinkley is doing it again already in the press conference


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It’s such a self-fulfilling prophecy.

It’s like the army of mouthbreathers on social media who respond to criticism of Hinkley with:

• “it’s not the SANFL anymore”
• “it’s a tough competition”
• “Grand Finals are hard to win”
• “but we are a ‘little club’”
• “you need luck”
• “you need a lot to go right”
• “circumstances beyond our control”

And a billion variations on the theme.

We think like this, and we lose like this.

It’s not a coincidence.
 
The fact that it was by 71 points certainly was unexpected, but it would have been very silly for anybody to go into that game thinking it was gonna be an easy win.

At home, a week's rest, versus a team carrying multiple injured players who'd scrapped their way from fifth, with games in Tasmania and Brisbane the previous 2 weeks. Port were clear favourites. There can be no argument.
 

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Sack Hinkley.
Carr reunited with Kingsley at Alberton as assistant and senior coaches respectively.
Kornes forced to get his insider intel from somewhere else (nowhere actually) after Chad is given the flick.
Load up for a flag tilt.

A man can dream.
How good would it be to be Cornesless, Kenless, Richoless.

We are already Kochless.
 
Sack Hinkley.
Carr reunited with Kingsley at Alberton as assistant and senior coaches respectively.
Kornes forced to get his insider intel from somewhere else (nowhere actually) after Chad is given the flick.
Load up for a flag tilt.

A man can dream.

How good does Kingsley look. He's a middle-aged Adonis making more mature ladies weak at the knees than George Clooney at his peak. Stand him next to old mate, who looks like he scored his Port polo from Arndale Salvos, just for the lol's.
 
We’re probably in a far better place as underdogs nobody expects to get the W (at the Gabba or the MCG) than facing a cutthroat game under lights at home — the last such victory coming in the 2004 Prelim.
And that was off the back of stopped momentum due to Gehrigs 100 goals. Great win but also lucky.
 
How good does Kingsley look. He's a middle-aged Adonis making more mature ladies weak at the knees than George Clooney at his peak. Stand him next to old mate, who looks like he scored his Port polo from Arndale Salvos, just for the lol's.

The gormless twit standing there on the boundary with his gut hanging out, no headphones on, doing absolutely nothing... Such a beautiful mind at work 😍
 
I recall that in the lead up to the '21 prelim coaches and players kept talking about how 'scary' and 'daunting' it was and they played terrified and omfg Hinkley is doing it again already in the press conference


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Kill me now. He's such a loser. I need therapy to deal with this statement.
 
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