Event SEASON 35 MOBBENFUHRER MEDAL NIGHT - 6PM AEST START - Congratulations Fridge

[Mrs Turbo]

Sad to see great institutions fail get burnt to the ground

Totally agree - I had my first Paid position there

 

[damicky]

Did you not see the news....

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Kittens was burnt down recently

Was Tigerturbulance hurt?

 

[tigs2010]

Or in my case, at all?

Don’t you have to play to get votes?

 

[ClarkeM]

Hey Mobbs how do you feel having this award named after you?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

While we are on the topic of goalscorers, let's recap this.

okeydoke7 at the start of the Season 35 sat on 947 goals needing 53 more goals to reach the magical 1000 goal mark.

And boy did he pump himself up about it!

THE OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN OF EVENTS SET TO SHAPE SEASON 35:

1. Okeydoke7’s 1000th Goal

League stalwart @okeydoke7 is projected to this season cross the 1000 goal mark. Often described as the pinnacle of fantasy football, the 1000 goal mark has only been reached by one other poster. @okeydoke7 will become the fastest ever player to the 1000 goal mark, cementing his status as the best full forward ever to play the game.

With just 53 goals needed to hit the milestone, @okeydoke7, a Sweet FA Hall of Famer, is likely to cross the 1000 mark in the later stages of the season. The milestone is likely to be a feather in the cap of the former league administrator, and the final piece of the puzzle in the momentum for the campaign to make him an immortal.

A career which has made @okeydoke7 a 14 time club leading goal kicker, Alf Andrews winner, best and fairest, club captain, state of origin captain, 3X best media performer, league administrator, Sweet FA hall of famer, Mount Buller Demons hall of Famer, is set to be capped by the 1000th goal, which is likely to be universally celebrated by all Sweet FA posters.

Media - Official Sweet FA S35 Season Launch

Welcome one and all to Season 35! As Bigfooty gears up for the 2023 season, we begin our fantasy season in style. I started back in Season 9 and have seen this league go from strength to strength. Then to weakness, then strength, then weakness. And so on and so forth. We are due a big season...

www.bigfooty.com

He stated that the 1000th goal was an 'inevitability' in Season 35.

Media - An Audience With Okey - The Official Countdown to 1000 Goals

Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers. Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I...

www.bigfooty.com

After a promising start to the season, at the midway point Okey needed just 20 more goals to reach the milestone. Demanding that the league prepare elaborate celebration plans for him.

Media - Okeydoke Media: Plans for 1000 Goal Celebration Revealed

Okeydoke Media can exclusively reveal league hall-of-famer okeydoke7’s demands for a worthy celebration of his 1000th goal. The league’s most popular player and poster, loved and respected by all, has (according to very well placed sources) demanded: -A new badge to be created and issued. The...

www.bigfooty.com

And believing that he would make good on his promise to kick 1000 goals in Season 35, I made good on his demands. Moving the final Round 18 match to Okey's Outhouse!

Media - Press Conference: Celebratory Plans of Okeydoke7's 1000th Goal

League administrator Kennedy Parker has called a press conference following the Sin City Swamprats' victory over the Mount Buller Demons to talk about okeydoke7's upcoming 1000th goal milestone and celebratory plans. When asked about the arrangements made for Okey's impending milestone: "Okey...

www.bigfooty.com

Heck I even made pre-emptive congratulatory video message for him!



But we all know what happened next...

3 : 7.16 - <<< Jewelsbon is coming on to replace okeydoke7 >>>

Tarks: I don’t believe it, the Swamprats have made an interchange here. Okey has come off the ground. This is the worst interchange I’ve seen since last week when the Demons jeopardised my own Mobbs chances by substituting me early in the second. This is all wrong. No, no, no, no, no. He is absolutely filthy.

3 : 7.26 {rHBF} - The ball is now with TheDarkDwarf.
3 : 7.33 {rHBF} - Someone call a dentist. TheDarkDwarf has run into Matera92 and is hurting.
3 : 7.37 {lHFF} - Quality gather by Matera92.

Tarks: I’m watching the bench here and this is ANIMATED. Okey has the headset on and he is blowing it up. He is not okay. These are not the kinds of scenes we expected to see today. He’s reaching into his bag for the CV!! The Swamprats are heading for an ugly, bitter divorce here. Absolute scenes on the bench.

So having gone through that, how can we celebrate and acknowledge Okeydoke7's performances in Season 35?

Well, there's only one man suitable for a job like this, I went and employed the services of Tigerturbulance...

 

[damicky]

Hey Mobbs how do you feel having this award named after you?

Roaming Clarkey

 

[tigs2010]

Totally agree - I had my first Paid position there

And met Tigerturbulance if I’m not mistaken

 

[Hate]

While we are on the topic of goalscorers, let's recap this.

okeydoke7 at the start of the Season 35 sat on 947 goals needing 53 more goals to reach the magical 1000 goal mark.

And boy did he pump himself up about it!

Media - Official Sweet FA S35 Season Launch

Welcome one and all to Season 35! As Bigfooty gears up for the 2023 season, we begin our fantasy season in style. I started back in Season 9 and have seen this league go from strength to strength. Then to weakness, then strength, then weakness. And so on and so forth. We are due a big season...

www.bigfooty.com

He stated that the 1000th goal was an 'inevitability' in Season 35.

Media - An Audience With Okey - The Official Countdown to 1000 Goals

Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers. Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I...

www.bigfooty.com

After a promising start to the season, at the midway point Okey needed just 20 more goals to reach the milestone. Demanding that the league prepare elaborate celebration plans for him.

Media - Okeydoke Media: Plans for 1000 Goal Celebration Revealed

Okeydoke Media can exclusively reveal league hall-of-famer okeydoke7’s demands for a worthy celebration of his 1000th goal. The league’s most popular player and poster, loved and respected by all, has (according to very well placed sources) demanded: -A new badge to be created and issued. The...

www.bigfooty.com

And believing that he would make good on his promise to kick 1000 goals in Season 35, I made good on his demands. Moving the final Round 18 match to Okey's Outhouse!

Media - Press Conference: Celebratory Plans of Okeydoke7's 1000th Goal

League administrator Kennedy Parker has called a press conference following the Sin City Swamprats' victory over the Mount Buller Demons to talk about okeydoke7's upcoming 1000th goal milestone and celebratory plans. When asked about the arrangements made for Okey's impending milestone: "Okey...

www.bigfooty.com

Heck I even made pre-emptive congratulatory video message for him!



But we all know what happened next...



So having gone through that, how can we celebrate and acknowledge Okeydoke7's performances in Season 35?

Well, there's only one man suitable for a job like this, I went and employed the services of Tigerturbulance...

Classic okey.

 

[Mobbs]

Hey Mobbs how do you feel having this award named after you?

 

[tigs2010]

Hey Mobbs how do you feel having this award named after you?

The award? Isn’t the whole league named after what happens in a day in the life of Mobbs

 

[Mrs Turbo]

And met Tigerturbulance if I’m not mistaken

indeed that is where we met.... but I was using a different name back then as I recall

 

[Membling]

After last night debauchery, the Royals leadership group made this mandatory.

 

[Mobbs]

Was Tigerturbulance hurt?

He's so hot rn.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

He's so hot rn.

I thought that was you Ligma

 

[Kennedy Parker]

okeydoke7 congratulations on being the fastest player to reach 998 goals.

I reached out to Tigerturbulance to help produce a musical number to commemorate this moment and this was what I got back...



It's the worst thing I have ever heard and terribly cringe, which is entirely appropriate for your performances in the second half of the Season...

Lyrics

(I wrote these, intended to be played to the tune of 'Scotty Doesn't Know' by Lustra)

Spoiler

okey doesn't know, how to find the goals
with his thousand milestone approaching
needing to kick four, he can't even score
it just seems this season, okey doesn't goal.

Oh, okey doesn't go-al. So don't pass to okey,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
(so don't pass to okey)

I can't believe the s**t he's posting,
Jewelsbon replaces him, you're joking!

Cos okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

(Don't pass to okey!)

Taking shots, missing from the square.
That's if he can even win a contest.
Too busy spamming his resume.
To bother showing up on game day.
He was great in the past,
but now he does nothing.

Cos okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.



He used to rock Qooty, but now he doesn't know,
how to find the goals, the countdown is so slow.
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal

Shall we put him in the ruck? He'd still suck!
He'll never be greater than Tarks
Hate's had enough, he wants some goals
Tired of waiting, he's calling Itsmyshow
(calling Itsmyshow...)

(You're at the wrong end of the ground okey!)
He was even chased down by Jezmiester, in the backline...

okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

okey doesn't know, how to find the goals,
okey's gotta know, I'm gonna show okey,
gotta show him myself, okey doesn't know,
okey doesn't know
okey has to
okey has to
okey has to goal

okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

chant
OKEY DOESN'T GOAL x8
Okey's gotta go!

post script note: just kidding, we love you okey! but srsly kick the 1000th goal already pls.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

okeydoke7 congratulations on being the fastest player to reach 998 goals.

I reached out to Tigerturbulance to help produce a musical number to commemorate this moment and this was what I got back...



It's the worst thing I have ever heard and terribly cringe, which is entirely appropriate for your performances in the second half of the Season...

Lyrics

(I wrote these, intended to be played to the tune of 'Scotty Doesn't Know' by Lustra)

Spoiler

okey doesn't know, how to find the goals
with his thousand milestone approaching
needing to kick four, he can't even score
it just seems this season, okey doesn't goal.

Oh, okey doesn't go-al. So don't pass to okey,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
(so don't pass to okey)

I can't believe the s**t he's posting,
Jewelsbon replaces him, you're joking!

Cos okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

(Don't pass to okey!)

Taking shots, missing from the square.
That's if he can even win a contest.
Too busy spamming his resume.
To bother showing up on game day.
He was great in the past,
but now he does nothing.

Cos okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.



He used to rock Qooty, but now he doesn't know,
how to find the goals, the countdown is so slow.
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal

Shall we put him in the ruck? He'd still suck!
He'll never be greater than Tarks
Hate's had enough, he wants some goals
Tired of waiting, he's calling Itsmyshow
(calling Itsmyshow...)

(You're at the wrong end of the ground okey!)
He was even chased down by Jezmiester, in the backline...

okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal,
okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

okey doesn't know, how to find the goals,
okey's gotta know, I'm gonna show okey,
gotta show him myself, okey doesn't know,
okey doesn't know
okey has to
okey has to
okey has to goal

okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

okey doesn't goal, okey doesn't goal
So don't pass to okey, okey doesn't goal.

chant
OKEY DOESN'T GOAL x8
Okey's gotta go!

post script note: just kidding, we love you okey! but srsly kick the 1000th goal already pls.

Ow, my freakin' ears.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Round 5 of Season 35 set up a HUGE blockbuster between the Mount Buller Demons and Sin City Swamprats to see who will remain winless.

The Fighting Furies hosted the West Coast Wonders and demolished them by 49 points. crazywildhorse, JyeDye and Shueygod all had 20+ disposal games while ShaunDuggan kicked 5 goals to power a 3rd quarter rampage that slammed through six goals to the Wonders' one. For the Wonders, damicky tried to inspire with 14 hitouts, 26 disposals and a goal.

The East Side Phoenix had an awful game against the Ophidian Old Boys, going down by 58 points. Despite 5 goals from Itsmyshow, the Old Boys dominated from start to finish with 19 disposals, 5 goals to Ned_Flanders, 22 disposals and 3 goals to Mobbs, The Jesus starred with 23 disposals and 2 goals.

At the BJO, the Coney Island Warriors pulled off a memorable win against the Roys FFC. After a tight first 3 quarters, the Warriors powered away with 7 final quarter goals to end up 38-point winners. Purple7x08_24 played one of the most ridiculous games in the history of the SFA with 5 final quarter goals and 9 goals, 19 disposals for the match. pantskyle was strong in the ruck with 34 disposals and 12 hitouts.

The Gumbies FFC were inspired to a 11-point win over the Las Vegas Bears away from home thanks to a 24 disposals, 13 tackle, 3 goal game from DenieD and 5 goals to Dory_77. The game was close with several game changes but a sealer by rookie Aucklander decided the game. For the Bears, RonnieRaven was prominent with 28 disposals.

At The Golden Throne, the Dragons FFC came from nowhere to stun the Gold City Royals. Coming back from 31 points down at 3QT to win by 5 points kicking 6.6 to 1.0 in the fourth. The performance was inspired by multiple goals from PhenomenalV1 and Ge3ks who had 18 disposals, 9 marks, 3 goals and 4 goals from 6 touches respectively. DragoDelph inspired the Dragons with 20 disposals, 8 tackles and 2 goals while for the Royals Smartys Power was the threat with 6 goals.

In the Underground Stadium, a contest for the ages occurred with the Sin City Swamprats overcoming a 44-point quarter time deficit to win match of the round by 14 points against the Mount Buller Demons. Early part of the game was dominated by manangatang, Greenery and cartwright, but the Demons were scoreless in the third quarter as GremioPower with 39 disposals, 19 hitouts and a goal sparked the incredible comeback. ant555 was great in support with 27 disposals, 3 goals and 6 tackles. Headless failed to make any substantial contribution for the Demons.

 

[MP_]

Am I inducted into the hall of fame yet?

 

[damicky]

omgfridge

 

[Mobbs]

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Round 5 of Season 35 set up a HUGE blockbuster between the Mount Buller Demons and Sin City Swamprats to see who will remain winless.

The Fighting Furies hosted the West Coast Wonders and demolished them by 49 points. crazywildhorse, JyeDye and Shueygod all had 20+ disposal games while ShaunDuggan kicked 5 goals to power a 3rd quarter rampage that slammed through six goals to the Wonders' one. For the Wonders, damicky tried to inspire with 14 hitouts, 26 disposals and a goal.

The East Side Phoenix had an awful game against the Ophidian Old Boys, going down by 58 points. Despite 5 goals from Itsmyshow, the Old Boys dominated from start to finish with 19 disposals, 5 goals to Ned_Flanders, 22 disposals and 3 goals to Mobbs, The Jesus starred with 23 disposals and 2 goals.

At the BJO, the Coney Island Warriors pulled off a memorable win against the Roys FFC. After a tight first 3 quarters, the Warriors powered away with 7 final quarter goals to end up 38-point winners. Purple7x08_24 played one of the most ridiculous games in the history of the SFA with 5 final quarter goals and 9 goals, 19 disposals for the match. pantskyle was strong in the ruck with 34 disposals and 12 hitouts.

The Gumbies FFC were inspired to a 11-point win over the Las Vegas Bears away from home thanks to a 24 disposals, 13 tackle, 3 goal game from DenieD and 5 goals to Dory_77. The game was close with several game changes but a sealer by rookie Aucklander decided the game. For the Bears, RonnieRaven was prominent with 28 disposals.

At The Golden Throne, the Dragons FFC came from nowhere to stun the Gold City Royals. Coming back from 31 points down at 3QT to win by 5 points kicking 6.6 to 1.0 in the fourth. The performance was inspired by multiple goals from PhenomenalV1 and Ge3ks who had 18 disposals, 9 marks, 3 goals and 4 goals from 6 touches respectively. DragoDelph inspired the Dragons with 20 disposals, 8 tackles and 2 goals while for the Royals Smartys Power was the threat with 6 goals.

In the Underground Stadium, a contest for the ages occurred with the Sin City Swamprats overcoming a 44-point quarter time deficit to win match of the round by 14 points against the Mount Buller Demons. Early part of the game was dominated by manangatang, Greenery and cartwright, but the Demons were scoreless in the third quarter as GremioPower with 39 disposals, 19 hitouts and a goal sparked the incredible comeback. ant555 was great in support with 27 disposals, 3 goals and 6 tackles. Headless failed to make any substantial contribution for the Demons.

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Tagged me but no votes for me?

I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Season 35, Round 6 saw a disaster for the East Side Phoenix with a late team sheet submission resulting in a 4-point penalty and ClarkeM once again complained about the timeliness of match threads being posted.

At Dragon Island, the Dragons FFC faced off against the Fighting Furies. The Furies powered to a 51-point win as the Dragons faded badly in the second half, conceding 9 goals while scoring none. For the Furies, NaturalDisaster led the way in the ruck with 14 hitouts, 25 disposals and 2 goals. DragoDelph had 11 tackles for the Dragons.

In a shocking result at The Eyrie, the East Side Phoenix smashed the Baghdad Bombers by 79 points kicking 11 goals to 2 to finish a turbulent week. Jack The Godfather starred with 28 disposals, 9 marks and 4 goals, and MP_ played well with 23 disposals, 7 marks and a goal. Sun Ra tried hard for the Bombers with 16 disposals and 11 tackles.

The Roys FFC held on against the Sin City Swamprats by 5 points in a thriller. tigs2010 dominated the muddy conditions with 25 disposals, 5 tackles and 2 goals. For the Swamprats okeydoke7 played a brilliant game with 6 goals.

At Van Cortlandt Park, Coney Island Warriors came back from a fast start from the Royals to win by 7 points. FootyGuy13 was inspirational with 24 disposals and 5 goals including the sealer while Piggy Smalls bagged 5 goals as well. For the Royals, Kapow!!! was influential with 18 disposals and 2 goals.

Meanwhile in Spotswood, the travelling Bears outlasted the Old Boys to win by 5 goals. Robertio was brilliant for the home team with 27 disposals, 9 marks and 3 goals but could not overcome the Bears who had an even team effort highlighted with Electronic_Renaissance with 21 disposals and 15 tackles.

At The Colosseum, the West Coast Wonders smacked the Gumbies FFC by 64 points, racing out to a 56-point lead at halftime. It was all one-way traffic, damicky and HARPSichord both gathered 20+ disposals and kicked multiple goals while Frothies Mcveigh made a mess of the Gumbies defense with a 6 goal performance.

 

[MP_]

Tagged me but no votes for me?

I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!

What size font will you use when you’ve had enough and will you use wing dings script

 

[DenieD]

I got 3 votes?

 

[Mobbs]

What size font will you use when you’ve had enough and will you use wing dings script

I'll use joined up typing.

 

[tigs2010]

Stop the presses and show us a damn leaderboard before that campaigner Zevon ruins it