Certified Legendary Thread 2nd Ashes Test England v Australia June 28-July 2 1930hrs @ Lords

[010203]

Stop bowling no balls, Cameron!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Green you are a clown

 

[FreoGirl]

I've been reflecting upon this. It's kinda depressing.
You're female.
You follow AFL.
And Cricket!!
You have a sharp soh.
I'll bet you also love to go fishing and your old man owns a Brewery (or at least a charcoal grill Restaurant ),
BUT
you "love tall lean men" and probably have one helluva happy partner.

I'll show myself out.

hey, do you have a boat? lol

 

[Magma]

completely lost his head here

 

[Titch3Votes0MooreAA]

That's better, Cameron, except for the fact that it's a no-ball. I have been advocating for him to use the yorker more.

 

[CrowBloke]

How do we get root out? He’s too good a batsman to have another brain fade like last time. Do we hope stokes declares?

Gotta get him IN, first.

 

[Plugger35]

Green has big enough feet to not be bowling no balls.

 

[jhong]

It’s been a shit day for Australia with bat and ball .and it just got worse.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

I stg if that was a no ball wicket…

 

[Jim Prideaux]

This better, come on Green. Hope Lyon is ok.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I think Lyon has pulled a calf, no pun intended.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Gotta get him IN, first.

I’m assuming we’ll get a wicket here that gives us hope then root breaks us.

 

[Plugger35]

Lyon in trouble.

Looks like he has done a calf.

 

[Magma]

well that just tops it off

 

[Smeg Head]

That could be the series in massive trouble there

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

I think Lyon has pulled a calf, no pun intended.

You’re ****ing joking.

 

[A Pom]

You do realise that swing is caused by atmospherics and not the pitch?

The grass coverage and moisture content in the pitch will still affect the amount of swing and how long the swing lasts.

 

[FreoGirl]

OMG Lyon!! suddenly feel like a WCE supporter

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

heck... is that the McGrath treading on a cricket ball moment?

 

[Jim Prideaux]

Ohh, earthquake

 

[freo_leo29]

Now gaz has done a calf

 

[akkaps]

Earthquake in Melbourne?

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

**** fold the team . We’re actually ****ed if he’s done

 

[10Dulkar]

Why couldn't Nine Lives Duckett hit it down the GOAT's throat?

 

[tandino]

Earthquake in Melbourne?

Yep. Long one this one. No warning on the phone though.