Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 23 - Pies v Lions Fri Aug 18th 7:50pm EST (Marvel)

[Warwick]

Computer says no. Port have won 13 out of their last 14 games at marvel

No you haven’t.

 

[PieLebo87]

Congratulations to the Hyphenator on his 200th game tonight.

 

[Elixuh]

You’re on fire in here. Are you getting nervous or something?

Ah man, I thought I was masking my despair and nerves well. But trust you to see straight through me! I've always respected your posting on the mainboard and defended you and said you're not as dim as you sound. Lets hope it is a good game tonight!

 

[Elixuh]

Lions have shortened even further with more late outs anticipated for the Pies. Noble is one of them, I wonder if there’ll be another.

I get a feeling the Magpies will unleash the big Texan under the roof tonight. Andrews already needing to change the nappies.

If we can lock down Quayner it'll be a big help to the Lions. Limit Pies run out of defence. Quayner is a gun.

 

[Gavin Excell]

Can you make sure with him for me please? Also, whilst you’re there, double check if Raynor is rocking up tonight or not.

I mean he's up against Cox
He's a certified dud

 

[Lets Roar like '44]

If we can lock down Quayner it'll be a big help to the Lions. Limit Pies run out of defence. Quayner is a gun.

Any team that has to lock down a back pocket is probably in trouble

 

[PieLebo87]

Ah man, I thought I was masking my despair and nerves well. But trust you to see straight through me! I've always respected your posting on the mainboard and defended you and said you're not as dim as you sound. Lets hope it is a good game tonight!

What does dim mean?

 

[PieLebo87]

I mean he's up against Cox
He's a certified dud

How does one obtain this certification?

 

[PieLebo87]

If we can lock down Quayner it'll be a big help to the Lions. Limit Pies run out of defence. Quayner is a gun.

Any team that has to lock down a back pocket is probably in trouble

With Moore out, quelling IQ’s interception would actually go a long way in helping Brisbane win.

 

[Gavin Excell]

How does one obtain this certification?

ISO9001

 

[Elixuh]

What does dim mean?

Those things you get at Chinese takeaway

 

[Gavin Excell]

Ch9

"Devastating Pie injury crisis"

 

[aj1992]

Those things you get at Chinese takeaway

Ahh we call them Nathan Buckley's.

 

[TheKanga]

Is Noble out?

 

[PieLebo87]

Is Noble out?

No late changes announced.

 

[SC_Power]

Ch9

"Devastating Pie injury crisis"

Those things can burn.

 

[Elixuh]

Richo supporting the Lions now. We can’t lost.

First Dimma now Richo. Everyone jumping off the tiggy train

 

[Gavin Excell]

No team has suffered such a devastating crisis as the Pies with 3 outs

 

[Corn Cobbers]

How does one obtain this certification?

Be the only current player to score 3 goals in a quarter during finals twice

 

[Osho]

Richo supporting the Lions now. We can’t lost.

First Dimma now Richo. Everyone jumping off the tiggy train

If the train breaks down, what do you do?

Lenin: get all the passengers together and fix it.

Stalin: reduce weight, shoot the passengers.

Breschnev: pull the shutters down and get everyone to rock back and forth, noone will know the difference.

RFC: Jump off the train and head north.

 

[jakson68]

In B4 something, something, something, sh*t umpiring, something, something.

 

[PieLebo87]

This one won’t be close. If Lions are winning, they’re winning comfortably. If it’s still tight late, I give Collingwood every chance of getting up.

 

[YeoShuey]

Lol Ginnivan

 

[Footy_Fan2007]

Ginnivan trying to drag the kid through the banner.

 

[CakeEater]

Feel for WHE kids running away from the bright lights.