Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 5 Gather Round - Lions v North Sat April 15th 1:10pm AEST (Adelaide Hills)

[MarcusP2]

Shouldn't that have been tunneling or something at the end?

 

[Ry009]

If you drink , a tequila shot every time kelli underwood
Names the wrong player, you might end up with alcohol poisoning
And that is just the 1st quarter

Blunderwood.

 

[WowWeee]

Man I like Comben’s toughness but he needs to start kicking goals. Has missed a number of gettable set shots this year.

Also Mt Barker is a solid ground

 

[hawkman]

Just flicked over from the NBA and a professional commentary team and the difference is jarring how bad this commentary is

 

[Zevon]

Shouldn't that have been tunneling or something at the end?

100% it should have been that or marking interference. Certainly had no designs on the ball.

 

[danster168]

Mzkenna kicking it blindly in the air in your d50...like what are you doing? The lack of game sense is mind boggling.

 

[Daddy Bolt]

Lion's kick 'n hope strategy out of defence is getting tedious.

 

[TheUnicorn]

Is in the back not a thing anymore ? I ain’t seen it called in forever

 

[eaglespremiers]

Oh, penalise the player winning the ball.
Sure, why not?

 

[MarcusP2]

Hungry Joe gets lucky there.

 

[Engimal v3]

Comben got decapitated and the umpire missed it lol

 

[Osho]

Looks a lovely rural setting. I can smell the fresh dung.

A shoot out in the bush is fun, but would be extremely surprised if North can keep it up over the 4 qtrs. They'll have to find a way to apply some emasculatory tactics to have a chance. They could ask some local farmers for tips.

 

[Zevon]

Joey Daniher having a rare afternoon with the kicking boots on

 

[Shai]

Nice team play by Fort, I've seen him kick goals

 

[Daddy Bolt]

Looks a lovely rural setting. I can smell the fresh dung.

A shoot out in the bush is fun, but would be extremely surprised if North can keep it up over the 4 qtrs. They'll have to find a way to apply some emasculatory tactics to have a chance. They could ask some local farmers for tips.

I grew up in Adelaide and Uncle had a farm at Mt Barker ... very pretty but does rain a bit.

 

[RAPPA]

Given Kellie speculates all the time when she commentates, I’m surprised she didn’t share her thoughts as to what she thinks is going through Daniher’s head

 

[Osho]

How's Ben 10's form been since his layoff, anyone?

 

[Engimal v3]

Cunnington isn't a 1% player, he's a meat and potatoes player. What the **** is Underwood talking about?

 

[undefined]

Bris' engine room has gone up a notch

 

[Daddy Bolt]

Zac B is having a turd of a year.

 

[Engimal v3]

How's Ben 10's form been since his layoff, anyone?

Decent, but a step behind. Last 2 haven't been great.

 

[Rob]

Given Kellie speculates all the time when she commentates, I’m surprised she didn’t share her thoughts as to what she thinks is going through Daniher’s head

This is my thoughts when she speaks

 

[cactuscall]

Is there a more unflattering surname in footy at the moment than Sheezel? Let's face it all we hear is Cheezel.

 

[Daddy Bolt]

Darcy Fort

32

Darcy Fort

Age

31

Ht

204cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

2.9

3star

M

1.9

2star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

9.2

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

3.2

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.8

3star

G

0.2

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.2

4star

's footy IQ is off the chart but not in a good way.

 

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Just flicked over from the NBA and a professional commentary team and the difference is jarring how bad this commentary is

AFL commentators talk too much