Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 1 - Cats v Saints Sat March 16th 7:30pm AEDT (GMHBA)

[Foucault1989]

Did Jobe just say 'trumbles' instead of 'troubles'?

Surely pronunciation is a prequisite of being a commentators? He is an incoherent mess. Surely he knows he's horrible and adds nothing.

 

[Elixuh]

Watching another season of Higgins is going to be tough

 

[Foucault1989]

Geelong wankfest

 

[beema limapep]

It's like the words of the commentators are being filtered through autotune set to the same flat note and rhythm.

No words over 2 syllables yet too.

 

[Chuckie357]

Brad hill is pathetic

 

[Chopperdave]

Anyone tested Selwood for CTE yet...

 

[Osho]

Very tight game.
Feel Saints will be much happier given cats have doubled inside 50s, and saints defence holding up.

 

[citizen-erased]

1 goal apiece near the end of the first quarter

Ross Lyon likes this

Suns v crows is only 10m away

 

[Saint12]

Pretty excited about Henry...looks a good pick up

 

[Chuckie357]

that’s just pathetic. When will these clowns learn that this loser is not an afl player

 

[Mr Meow]

Very tight game.
Feel Saints will be much happier given cats have doubled inside 50s, and saints defence holding up.

Tactically they are spot on.

Might be an 8 goals each type of Ross Lyon special.

 

[Freomaniac]

You guys just extended Longmuir so it'll be at least two years now until you can get him back!

well that is sad....

Might work fine in the long run. Ken Hinkley is out of contract in 2025. lol

 

[Worm4]

The way these 2 teams are playing, you could be forgiven thinking that Ross Lyon was involved somehow. Oh wait...

 

[The 747]

Pretty excited about Henry...looks a good pick up

Looks much more dynamic in the St Kilda system than in Freo's. Early days though.

 

[Saint12]

Surely pronunciation is a prequisite of being a commentators? He is an incoherent mess. Surely he knows he's horrible and adds nothing.

Selwood already following suit

 

[Foucault1989]

Wish I tipped st kilda. I changed last minute

 

[RUNVS]

Am not watching the game right now but St Kilda look like they were watching Sydney play a little too much last night with their goal kicking accuracy.

 

[EagleMan87]

Anyone tested Selwood for CTE yet...

It scares me thinking what he'll be like once he hits his 50s.

 

[ToreadorMarch]

At his best, best in the game. That’s ridiculous

 

[The 747]

Sweet goal Cameron.

 

[Elixuh]

When does the other game start. This is a snooze fest with a crowd from the hills have eyes that can only boo

 

[Chuckie357]

That’s what happens when you try and stuff around with the ball on the wing

 

[EagleMan87]

That's better! Buddy-like from Cameron.

 

[Osho]

Virtually Cameton's first touch, and predictably, nails it. They needed it.

 

[RUNVS]

It scares me thinking what he'll be like once he hits his 50s.

It is why players who draw free kicks by trying to get an opponent to hit them above the shoulders should have a free kick paid against them.

Selwood could get huge compensation from the AFL even though most of the high hits were caused by him deliberately trying to get hit.