MRP / Trib. 2024 MRP Lotto thread II

[amaz199]

This game is ****ed.

 

[The Nostradamus]

You can drop F bombs in press conferences but not on the ground.

The whole league is one giant hypocrisy.

True but I’d like to see them look stupid next week

Whack heeney in the face and see what they say

 

[Arthur Cloke]

I hope Heaney plays. I hope Parker & Mills come straight back in. I love beating teams at full strength. It's like my quest to hold 5 KOM's on Strava simultaneously.

Let me tell you a story:

A lot of you on here would know I'm a rapid cyclist. I was planning to transition in an attempt to hold 5 QOM's, but it goes against everything I stand for. So after several heated discussions with my surgeon (he's the guy who did Strawberry O'Dwyer's knee reco), it looks like we may be going down the pacemaker path. The beauty is, the pacemaker can be linked to the Strava app so that when I'm entering a segment, the app automatically gives the pacemaker a little jolt to get the heart rate up. Some may call it cheating, I call it science. The only hoop we've gotta jump is whether the procedure is considered "elective". Personally, I think it's an essential procedure & so Medicare should be footing the bill. As I stated to the young lass at Medicare today, "I've been paying tax all my life, and now it's time to cash in. Ca ching." She pretended to ignore me, so I proceeded to shadow box at the counter while humming the Rocky theme song. She's then proceeded to call security who escorted me from the premises. I made it very clear to the security guard this is no way to treat a 30 year member of Medicare. I'll be taking this to the Medicare ombudsman - if I don't get a satisfactory answer, I'll be cancelling my membership. We'll see how they like that!!!!

 

[nicko74]

I hope Heaney plays. I hope Parker & Mills come straight back in. I love beating teams at full strength. It's like my quest to hold 5 KOM's on Strava simultaneously.

Let me tell you a story:

A lot of you on here would know I'm a rapid cyclist. I was planning to transition in an attempt to hold 5 QOM's, but it goes against everything I stand for. So after several heated discussions with my surgeon (he's the guy who did Strawberry O'Dwyer's knee reco), it looks like we may be going down the pacemaker path. The beauty is, the pacemaker can be linked to the Strava app so that when I'm entering a segment, the app automatically gives the pacemaker a little jolt to get the heart rate up. Some may call it cheating, I call it science. The only hoop we've gotta jump is whether the procedure is considered "elective". Personally, I think it's an essential procedure & so Medicare should be footing the bill. As I stated to the young lass at Medicare today, "I've been paying tax all my life, and now it's time to cash in. Ca ching." She pretended to ignore me, so I proceeded to shadow box at the counter while humming the Rocky theme song. She's then proceeded to call security who escorted me from the premises. I made it very clear to the security guard this is no way to treat a 30 year member of Medicare. I'll be taking this to the Medicare ombudsman - if I don't get a satisfactory answer, I'll be cancelling my membership. We'll see how they like that!!!!

Deary me

 

[Scottroo]

So heeneys legal team are arguing it was a swat, rather then a strike, let’s hope our boys start swatting the opposition in the nose each week

 

[giantroo]

 

[The Nostradamus]

^lol swans clutching at straws

 

[Devington]

Wildcard option: The panel find him guilty and blast the AFL for not specifying what the exception to the "usually" is, then the swans further appeal it after the AFL clarifies and he eventually gets off.

 

[Sillygit]

they'll downgrade it to careless, nothing surer

 

[krakouers]

don’t seem to be in a rush

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

don’t seem to be in a rush

Getting the wording right very important.

Have to weasel their way out of it without being too obvious.

 

[Roo202]

Getting the wording right very important.

Have to weasel their way out of it without being too obvious.

 

[giantroo]

 

[Liam Boy]

UPHELD!

 

[Chadwiko]

Will Phillips is about to learn a whole lot of CHAD.

 

[Harris 10]

not sure why they’re bothering with the hearing, everybody knows he’s getting off.

I was wrong

 

[Harris 10]

Will Phillips is about to learn a whole lot of CHAD.

I’d like to see him tag that traitor Blakey

 

[The Nostradamus]

Good to see them have a spine

Easily 1 week

 

[Liam Boy]

I’d like to see him tag that traitor Blakey

You want a guy who's 5'11 to play on their best backline interceptor?

 

[Harris 10]

You want a guy who's 5'11 to play on their best backline interceptor?

He averages 1.8 intercept marks a game.
I want him to cut out his run off half back.

 

[Devington]

I SEE IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT

 

[DaveyBoy123]

they'll downgrade it to careless, nothing surer

 

[Sillygit]

I was wrong

same, im genuinely shocked

 

[giantroo]

Butters actually intentionally strikes 3 players and gets 3 fines. You can argue Heeney's was not intentional yet gets done for 1 week. #MRPLotto

 

[My Left Foote]

Plot twist