Preview Changes v Geelong, Sun 14 April 1:00pm at VicGovFundedKardinia Park [Zurhaar (calf)/Shiels (GS)/KDaws (ankle)/Stevo OUT; Sellers/Big/Laz/Drury IN]

[muttley45]

Throwing the C on Stewart in my SC. Will take 10+ marks for sure.

Ha ha, if i do the same, he is almost guaranteed to have a stinker, hell, i'm prepared to take one for the team

 

[DuckYeah]

Auctioning off the guernseys for our soon to be record breaking loss at shithole stadium, my my we are ambitious. Depreciating joke about our shitnes aside, we're destined for a loss, maybe save the auction for a game we actually have a chance for IDK.

So much for being ECO, I seem to just be bitter instead of angry lol.

Laugh at us. We’ll win. I said people are going to laugh at me. Geelong are not that good. Hear me out.

Our Midfield is better than them and their defensive midfield pressure is as bad as ours.

Charlie Comben will have Hawkins Goalless and will make the CHB spot his own.

The rocket up a bunch of kangas arses will ensure they are defensively sound

The ground dimensions from that shit hole in SA are approximately the same size, good.

Corr and Tucker are starting to find form (dont care what you lot have to say)

Larkey has been quiet, due for a haul.

Simpkin due, Zurhaar due, Scott Due..

**** those maggots, they aren’t that good. I watched Hawthorn who are ****ing SHIT take it right up to them.

HAWTHORN ARE ****ING SHIT, WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM.

We will ****ing win

 

[muttley45]

Scott is gunna trawl us and rest Hawkins isn't he ?

 

[krakouers]

To anyone who has been to Geelong, is there anywhere good or recommended to park near the ground?

Melbourne

 

[The Nostradamus]

Scott is gunna trawl us and rest Hawkins isn't he ?

Yeah he doesn’t want chom to keep him quiet a second week

 

[DuckYeah]

Scott is gunna trawl us and rest Hawkins isn't he ?

Rest him. Even better. Comben can read the play, all good forwards can read play, he is just a shit kick of a footy for goal. if you think Tom Stewart is good, wait till you see what Comben can do. His hands are some of the best hands you’ll see. He’s hungry and wants to succeed.

 

[Roosurgence]

Do they wash them?

I have a feeling this is going to be an absolute massacre and the jumpers might be in bad condition lol

 

[Gasometer]

Auctioning off the guernseys for our soon to be record breaking loss at shithole stadium, my my we are ambitious. Depreciating joke about our shitnes aside, we're destined for a loss, maybe save the auction for a game we actually have a chance for IDK.

So much for being ECO, I seem to just be bitter instead of angry lol.

We could buy them all and shred them all if its a belting?

 

[winalotroos]

Laugh at us. We’ll win. I said people are going to laugh at me. Geelong are not that good. Hear me out.

Our Midfield is better than them and their defensive midfield pressure is as bad as ours.

Charlie Comben will have Hawkins Goalless and will make the CHB spot his own.

The rocket up a bunch of kangas arses will ensure they are defensively sound

The ground dimensions from that s**t hole in SA are approximately the same size, good.

Corr and Tucker are starting to find form (dont care what you lot have to say)

Larkey has been quiet, due for a haul.

Simpkin due, Zurhaar due, Scott Due..

* those maggots, they aren’t that good. I watched Hawthorn who are ******* s**t take it right up to them.

HAWTHORN ARE ******* s**t, WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM.

We will ******* win

I love your optimism, I am not putting money on it

 

[Gasometer]

The spirit of optimism

 

[RossHenshaw]

Laugh at us. We’ll win. I said people are going to laugh at me. Geelong are not that good. Hear me out.

Our Midfield is better than them and their defensive midfield pressure is as bad as ours.

Charlie Comben will have Hawkins Goalless and will make the CHB spot his own.

The rocket up a bunch of kangas arses will ensure they are defensively sound

The ground dimensions from that s**t hole in SA are approximately the same size, good.

Corr and Tucker are starting to find form (dont care what you lot have to say)

Larkey has been quiet, due for a haul.

Simpkin due, Zurhaar due, Scott Due..

* those maggots, they aren’t that good. I watched Hawthorn who are ******* s**t take it right up to them.

HAWTHORN ARE ******* s**t, WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM.

We will ******* win

 

[DuckYeah]

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[Cool Kangas]

I am waiting patiently for the day that North pulls a ****ing rabbit out of the hat and causes an upset of all upsets. Waiting waiting waiting.

 

[Cool Kangas]

Laugh at us. We’ll win. I said people are going to laugh at me. Geelong are not that good. Hear me out.

Our Midfield is better than them and their defensive midfield pressure is as bad as ours.

Charlie Comben will have Hawkins Goalless and will make the CHB spot his own.

The rocket up a bunch of kangas arses will ensure they are defensively sound

The ground dimensions from that s**t hole in SA are approximately the same size, good.

Corr and Tucker are starting to find form (dont care what you lot have to say)

Larkey has been quiet, due for a haul.

Simpkin due, Zurhaar due, Scott Due..

* those maggots, they aren’t that good. I watched Hawthorn who are ******* s**t take it right up to them.

HAWTHORN ARE ******* s**t, WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM.

We will ******* win

You’re a funny guy

 

[taurus]

Rest him. Even better. Comben can read the play, all good forwards can read play, he is just a s**t kick of a footy for goal. if you think Tom Stewart is good, wait till you see what Comben can do. His hands are some of the best hands you’ll see. He’s hungry and wants to succeed.

You, sir, have my eternal respect for the optimism for your team! Carn the roos!

 

[bwinnmforevr]

We're 0% chance on ESPN tips - definitely going for the Kangas.

On SM-A156E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Cool Kangas]

We're 0% chance on ESPN tips - definitely going for the Kangas.

On SM-A156E using BigFooty.com mobile app

Such a rebel

 

[Ashley B]

I suppose the only thing I can see going for us this weekend is that we are playing at our traditional 1 o’clock start time on a Sunday. Would be nice to at least take it up to them and match them for large parts of the game.

 

[goalieboy82]

a voice for Heaven meows the following announcement....
Saint Coach Emeritus Scamper (my little geelong cat saint)

meows the following....

 

[goalieboy82]

a voice for Heaven meows the following announcement....
Saint Coach Emeritus Scamper (my little geelong cat saint)
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meows the following....

he also meows....

 

[Roadrunner]

What we need is

 

[tazaa]

Tbh the tough game style from Shaw was ******* electric (when we won of course). I remember that port game after the worst scoring game against Geelong. We destroyed them and bbb kicked like 10? The chase down tackles and pressure was off the charts

Teams actually feared coming up against us because they know they would be sore and battered

Bloody yes please bring that back. Now we play like a bunch of sissies

because of what happened afterwards, people forget this period. Team was breathing fire and bullying sides. Hasn't fired a shot since.

That was the new coach uplift.

Wasn’t sustainable. We can’t bash and crash teams every week and expect not to tire.

 

[tazaa]

The full and official list

2016 - 4 de listings, 4 retired, 1 FA & 1 trade


Black (traded)
NDS (retired)
Firrito (retired)
Boomer (retired)
Nahas (delisted)
McKenzie (delisted)
Petrie (delisted)
Ray (retired)
Tippett (delisted)
Wells (FA)

2017 - 2 retired, 5 delisted (9 total across two years)

Hansen (retired)
Swallow (retired)
Fordham (delisted)
Mullett (delisted)
M.Taylor (delisted)
Thomas (delisted)
Wagner (delisted)
S.Gibson (traded)

2018 - 1 retired, 10 delisted (19 total across three years)

Waite (retired)
Hartung (delisted)
Hayden (delisted)
Hibberd (delisted)
Jeffries (delisted)
Junker (delisted)
Morgan (delisted)
Mountford (delisted)
Narrier (delisted)
Nielson (delisted)
Williams (delisted)
Clarke (traded)
Preuss (traded)

2019 - 3 retired, 4 delisted (23 total across 4 years)

R.Murphy (retired)
Thompson (retired)
Wright (retired)
Hrovat (delisted)
T.Mckenzie (delisted)
D.Watson (delisted)
Wilkinson (delisted)

2020 - 12 delisted (35 total across 5 years)

Ahern (delisted)
Crocker (delisted)
Daw (delisted)
Durdin (delisted)
Hosie (delisted)
Jacobs (delisted)
MacMillan (delisted)
T.Murphy (delisted)
Pittard (delisted)
EVW (delisted)
Williams (delisted)
Wood (delisted)
Higgins (traded)
B.Brown (traded)

2021 - 9 delisted (41 total across 6 years)

Atley (delisted)
T.Campbell (delisted)
Dumont (delisted)
Garner (delisted)
Ham (delisted)
Menadue (delisted)
Polec (delisted)
Tyson (delisted)
W.Walker (delisted)
Tarrant (traded)

2022 - 1 retired, 8 delisted (49 total across 7 years)

Lynch (retired)
Anderson (delisted)
Bosenavulagi (delisted)
Hayden (delisted)
Mcguinness (delisted)
Polec (delisted)
Turner (delisted)
J.Walker (delisted)
P.Walker (delisted)
JHF (traded)

2023 - 3 retired, 7 delisted (56 total across 8 years)

Howe (retired)
Ziebell (retired)
Bonar (delisted)
Edwards (delisted)
Mahony (delisted)
Perez (delisted)
Spicer (delisted)
Turner (delisted)
L.Young (delisted)
Goldstein (FA)
McKay (FA)
Cunnington (retired)

56 delistings in 8 years.

This is some miserable reading.

Something is wrong at the club .
We need to forensically examine and study why the f*** the joint is bog average

 

[tazaa]

I get the feeling the boys know they’re no chance.

This is going to be bad.

There is a feeling of inevitability about the result. It’s kind of embarrassing.

I genuinely don’t know when the wheel turn.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Don’t think this game could have come at a worse time