Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Ian Jackson]

Eight numbers, starting with a four.

Thanks GD, LK Metro must have read my mind, spooky!

 

[Jumbo]

"crows land their big fish"

 

[Spadge]

We should be grateful that they didnt steal another Port person

 

[TheFVK]

Damien "Grimesy" Barrett is doing us a favour with his "Port have salary cap issues" agenda. Ensures that all players seeking a switch to Port (and players resigning for that matter) are all aware that if you want a spot at our club, it won't be for the money. And as a club we're now in a position where we can be demanding that.

Already we've had Ryder, Dixon, Hartlett sign on for well under what they could have earned at other clubs...

So thanks Grimesy.

 

[xflamedancer]

#lolbarret
#letitgopurple
#floggingadeadhorse
#barretisaflog
#whatkindofnicknameispurpleanyway
#bestnewsfakerinthebusiness

 

[The_Big_FUNK!!!]

That's the spirit Damian. If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see you through.

 

[MrKK]

Drum roll please.. The Purple Headed Flog strikes again

Love how it contrasts with the Hawthorn and Melbourne comments. 3-time premiers about to sign yet another big name and Demons should spend 20% of their cap on one player, but no cap issues at those clubs...

 

[DaTBird187]

Barrett when Ollie and Chad sign before the new season.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

When will this flog just give it up!

 

[stokholme]

Damien "Grimesy" Barrett is doing us a favour with his "Port have salary cap issues" agenda. Ensures that all players seeking a switch to Port (and players resigning for that matter) are all aware that if you want a spot at our club, it won't be for the money. And as a club we're now in a position where we can be demanding that.

Already we've had Ryder, Dixon, Hartlett sign on for well under what they could have earned at other clubs...

So thanks Grimesy.

I like it. We should refer to him as 'Grimesy ' from now on.

 

[raman]

I like it. We should refer to him as 'Grimesy' from now on.

I'm not crazy about this, I get the physical similarity, but the whole point of Frank Grimes was that he was good at his job.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm not crazy about this, I get the physical similarity, but the whole point of Frank Grimes was that he was good at his job.

I'm way over the cap, but that doesn't matter because I'M PORT ADELAIDE!

*proceeds to get salary cap sanctions*

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

I like it. We should refer to him as 'Grimesy ' from now on.

Chief wiggum is more apt...

 

[stokholme]

I'm not crazy about this, I get the physical similarity, but the whole point of Frank Grimes was that he was good at his job.

Well, there goes that...

 

[Phil Thorgan]

So who's ringing up tonight - "They've ended up with Don Pike Crowey!! Don Pike!!"

 

[philreich]

When will this flog just give it up!

When Norf wins a prelim.

 

[philreich]

I like it. We should refer to him as 'Grimesy ' from now on.

I prefer something that rhymes with Grime - slime. Describes him perfectly.

 

[robbo1981]

Pyke must of ran a close second to Walsh last year oh wait !!

 

[OneGreatClub]

I am guessing a fair spread in Advertiser tomorrow is Danger 6 pages and Pkye 8 pages?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Pyke must of ran a close second to Walsh last year oh wait !!

Nah he was their preferred candidate but wasn't available.

 

[John the Butcher]

Is don is good already starting up :/
#godhatesfages
#sackpyke

 

[finbarr]

Is Geoffa already claiming he was practically captain coach of the West Coast Eagles back in 1992 and 94?

 

[tribey]

Is Geoffa already claiming he was practically captain coach of the West Coast Eagles back in 1992 and 94?

Responsible for 93% of Craig Turley's brownlow votes in 1991

 

[Andre]

I'm not crazy about this, I get the physical similarity, but the whole point of Frank Grimes was that he was good at his job.

He also liked the hookers.

 

[Jumbo]

#backwardpike