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- May 2, 2011
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I long to be one of those insane people on Twitter, Facebook or the Main Board who have heard bits and pieces and just merge it all together, from either Facebook comments, or something someone told them at work.
‘No, Clarkson told Cyril Rioli’s girlfriend to get an abortion, but Jeff Kennett said she would have to change her jeans first. And the player who clarkson’s house they went to to seperate, wasn’t aboriginal, it was Max Bailey
. And Clarkson leaked the report himself as he wanted to coach the mighty blues and not that rabble. Plus, Rioli’s missus didn’t have the abortion, as the kid plays juniors with my brothers stepkid. And they just beat St John’s by 5 goals on the weekend, with my bros step kid kicking 6. And they reckon scouts from the mighty blues are coming to watch my brothers stepkid as they reckon he is the best junior they have ever seen. That’s what my brother told me’.
‘No, Clarkson told Cyril Rioli’s girlfriend to get an abortion, but Jeff Kennett said she would have to change her jeans first. And the player who clarkson’s house they went to to seperate, wasn’t aboriginal, it was Max Bailey
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Max Bailey
- Age
- 37
- Ht
- 206cm
- Wt
- 100kg
- Pos.
- Ruck
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 8.8
- 2star
- K
- 4.3
- 2star
- HB
- 4.5
- 3star
- CL
- 2.5
- 4star
- HO
- 19.1
- 5star
No current season stats available
- D
- 5.8
- 2star
- K
- 1.6
- 1star
- HB
- 4.2
- 4star
- HO
- 9.2
- 5star
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