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Ode To The Changes Thread (to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's 6 o’clock on a Thursday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an OP postin' next to me
An' he reckons the Crows just can't win

He says, "Why do we play Ned McHenry?
I'm not really sure where he goes
But he’s fast and he’s neat and he tries to compete
Which is all Nicksy wants I suppose.”

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

Now Matt on the list is a friend of Tex
He picks up cheap stats constantly
And he's quick to kick blindly, or to handball behind thee
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Tex, I believe this is killing me"
As a Pie ran away from his chase
"Well, I'm sure that I could be All-Australian
If I just had more than one pace"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Strachan is a backup ruck specialist
Who never got time in the side
And he's talkin' with Parnell, who's still in the SANFL
And probably will be for life
And the forward line is setting up zone defense
As the midfielders slowly get boned
Yes, they're guarding a space they call corridor
But it's better than leading to Sloane.

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

It's a pretty good thread for a bye weekend
And the moderator gives me a like
'Cause he knows it's BigFooty they've been comin' to read
To forget about life (as a Crows supporter) for a while
And the banter sounds like a school debate
And apostrophe’s just seem to appear
And they sit at the bar and dream Murph was like Jar
And say man could this be our year?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright
 
Ode To The Changes Thread (to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's 6 o’clock on a Thursday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an OP postin' next to me
An' he reckons the Crows just can't win

He says, "Why do we play Ned McHenry?
I'm not really sure where he goes
But he’s fast and he’s neat and he tries to compete
Which is all Nicksy wants I suppose.”

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

Now Matt on the list is a friend of Tex
He picks up cheap stats constantly
And he's quick to kick blindly, or to handball behind thee
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Tex, I believe this is killing me"
As a Pie ran away from his chase
"Well, I'm sure that I could be All-Australian
If I just had more than one pace"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Strachan is a backup ruck specialist
Who never got time in the side
And he's talkin' with Parnell, who's still in the SANFL
And probably will be for life
And the forward line is setting up zone defense
As the midfielders slowly get boned
Yes, they're guarding a space they call corridor
But it's better than leading to Sloane.

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

It's a pretty good thread for a bye weekend
And the moderator gives me a like
'Cause he knows it's BigFooty they've been comin' to read
To forget about life (as a Crows supporter) for a while
And the banter sounds like a school debate
And apostrophe’s just seem to appear
And they sit at the bar and dream Murph was like Jar
And say man could this be our year?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright
The absolute best post on BF ever.
Very clever.
I laughed all the way through.
 
Ode To The Changes Thread (to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's 6 o’clock on a Thursday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an OP postin' next to me
An' he reckons the Crows just can't win

He says, "Why do we play Ned McHenry?
I'm not really sure where he goes
But he’s fast and he’s neat and he tries to compete
Which is all Nicksy wants I suppose.”

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

Now Matt on the list is a friend of Tex
He picks up cheap stats constantly
And he's quick to kick blindly, or to handball behind thee
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Tex, I believe this is killing me"
As a Pie ran away from his chase
"Well, I'm sure that I could be All-Australian
If I just had more than one pace"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Strachan is a backup ruck specialist
Who never got time in the side
And he's talkin' with Parnell, who's still in the SANFL
And probably will be for life
And the forward line is setting up zone defense
As the midfielders slowly get boned
Yes, they're guarding a space they call corridor
But it's better than leading to Sloane.

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

It's a pretty good thread for a bye weekend
And the moderator gives me a like
'Cause he knows it's BigFooty they've been comin' to read
To forget about life (as a Crows supporter) for a while
And the banter sounds like a school debate
And apostrophe’s just seem to appear
And they sit at the bar and dream Murph was like Jar
And say man could this be our year?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright
Geez, and I thought I was bored....
 
Damo and Sarah Ollie on AFL Daily this morning spoke about the Crows playing 'Bazball' at home, but being not so good away. Played a sound bite from Nicks talking about the smorgas board buffet lunches and had a go at him for making that excuse totally ignoring the fact that all the away venues were god forsaken hell holes. (In the case of the R1 loss, it even felt like hell being there)
He reckons as a journo he barracks for the 'story' which would be a Crows win, but doesn't have the faith to tip them.
Well bugger me...

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Ode To The Changes Thread (to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's 6 o’clock on a Thursday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an OP postin' next to me
An' he reckons the Crows just can't win

He says, "Why do we play Ned McHenry?
I'm not really sure where he goes
But he’s fast and he’s neat and he tries to compete
Which is all Nicksy wants I suppose.”

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

Now Matt on the list is a friend of Tex
He picks up cheap stats constantly
And he's quick to kick blindly, or to handball behind thee
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Tex, I believe this is killing me"
As a Pie ran away from his chase
"Well, I'm sure that I could be All-Australian
If I just had more than one pace"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Strachan is a backup ruck specialist
Who never got time in the side
And he's talkin' with Parnell, who's still in the SANFL
And probably will be for life
And the forward line is setting up zone defense
As the midfielders slowly get boned
Yes, they're guarding a space they call corridor
But it's better than leading to Sloane.

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

It's a pretty good thread for a bye weekend
And the moderator gives me a like
'Cause he knows it's BigFooty they've been comin' to read
To forget about life (as a Crows supporter) for a while
And the banter sounds like a school debate
And apostrophe’s just seem to appear
And they sit at the bar and dream Murph was like Jar
And say man could this be our year?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright
Absolutely top shelf posting. Up there with the transcripts, and MS Paint “handball here not here” ones.
 
Ode To The Changes Thread (to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's 6 o’clock on a Thursday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an OP postin' next to me
An' he reckons the Crows just can't win

He says, "Why do we play Ned McHenry?
I'm not really sure where he goes
But he’s fast and he’s neat and he tries to compete
Which is all Nicksy wants I suppose.”

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

Now Matt on the list is a friend of Tex
He picks up cheap stats constantly
And he's quick to kick blindly, or to handball behind thee
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Tex, I believe this is killing me"
As a Pie ran away from his chase
"Well, I'm sure that I could be All-Australian
If I just had more than one pace"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Strachan is a backup ruck specialist
Who never got time in the side
And he's talkin' with Parnell, who's still in the SANFL
And probably will be for life
And the forward line is setting up zone defense
As the midfielders slowly get boned
Yes, they're guarding a space they call corridor
But it's better than leading to Sloane.

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

It's a pretty good thread for a bye weekend
And the moderator gives me a like
'Cause he knows it's BigFooty they've been comin' to read
To forget about life (as a Crows supporter) for a while
And the banter sounds like a school debate
And apostrophe’s just seem to appear
And they sit at the bar and dream Murph was like Jar
And say man could this be our year?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright
This is peak Bigfooty well done brilliant.
 

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Annoyed that your game isn't on TV until 3:30pm, especially with rumours that Collinorwood will be wearing their "swooping magpie".

Will have to listen on 5aa and then later watch you kick the bejeebus out of them, allowing us to stay top on the ladder whilst shoving their swooping magpies up their arses.
 
Harry Schoenberg, Lachlan Gollant and Brayden Cook come into the squad after being emergencies in the Crows’ last game against West Coast in Round 13.

The trio have been named on the extended bench.

Ned McHenry, who was the substitute against the Eagles a fortnight ago, also features on the extended bench and rounds out the additions
 
Ode To The Changes Thread (to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's 6 o’clock on a Thursday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an OP postin' next to me
An' he reckons the Crows just can't win

He says, "Why do we play Ned McHenry?
I'm not really sure where he goes
But he’s fast and he’s neat and he tries to compete
Which is all Nicksy wants I suppose.”

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

Now Matt on the list is a friend of Tex
He picks up cheap stats constantly
And he's quick to kick blindly, or to handball behind thee
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Tex, I believe this is killing me"
As a Pie ran away from his chase
"Well, I'm sure that I could be All-Australian
If I just had more than one pace"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Strachan is a backup ruck specialist
Who never got time in the side
And he's talkin' with Parnell, who's still in the SANFL
And probably will be for life
And the forward line is setting up zone defense
As the midfielders slowly get boned
Yes, they're guarding a space they call corridor
But it's better than leading to Sloane.

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright

It's a pretty good thread for a bye weekend
And the moderator gives me a like
'Cause he knows it's BigFooty they've been comin' to read
To forget about life (as a Crows supporter) for a while
And the banter sounds like a school debate
And apostrophe’s just seem to appear
And they sit at the bar and dream Murph was like Jar
And say man could this be our year?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum

Pick us a team, BF changes thread
Pick us a team tonight
Well, we're now in the eight unexpectedly
And they’ve got us playin’ alright
GROTTO
 
Well… What a suprise…

So all the spuds got their golden tickets renewed for another 3-4 weeks in the west coast game..

back slaps all round for defeating the worst most undermanned team assembled for an AFL game in a long time at our home ground.

we’ll get flogged.. then it’ll be rinse and repeat next weekend at AO against Norf.. golden tickets renewed again.. no changes for the rest of the season boys!
 
Out of interest, and a genuine question, but who would have been dropped and who would have come in? Personally I would have just McHenry and Murphy out for Schoenberg and McAdam / Gollant.
Well… What a suprise…

So all the spuds got their golden tickets renewed for another 3-4 weeks in the west coast game..

back slaps all round for defeating the worst most undermanned team assembled for an AFL game in a long time at our home ground.

we’ll get flogged.. then it’ll be rinse and repeat next weekend at AO against Norf.. golden tickets renewed again.. no changes for the rest of the season boys
 
Out of interest, and a genuine question, but who would have been dropped and who would have come in? Personally I would have just McHenry and Murphy out for Schoenberg and McAdam / Gollant.
Mcadam in… murph out

schoenberg in… mchenry out

sholl out (just so soft).. cook in

I’d also be giving Sloane a longer rest and refresh with another week off. So swap him out for a younger player like Berry. Give the younger player some experience of playing at the G.. sloane doesnt need it.. he wont be there for our next finals campaign at the G.. and we barely ever get a chance to give our young players that experience of playing at G. Dont reckon half of our squad wouldve ever played there before!
 
Mcadam in… murph out

schoenberg in… mchenry out

sholl out (just so soft).. cook in

I’d also be giving Sloane a longer rest and refresh with another week off. So swap him out for a younger player like Berry. Give the younger player some experience of playing at the G.. sloane doesnt need it.. he wont be there for our next finals campaign at the G.. and we barely ever get a chance to give our young players that experience of playing at G. Dont reckon half of our squad wouldve ever played there before!
Dont disagree with Sholl..and yep, Cook would be a good replacement. Depending on how the season goes I wouldnt mind seeing Borlase play. Otherwise, not sure there are many (besides those named) that deserve to step up atm...
 
Dont disagree with Sholl..and yep, Cook would be a good replacement. Depending on how the season goes I wouldnt mind seeing Borlase play. Otherwise, not sure there are many (besides those named) that deserve to step up atm...
It just really shit me that a few heads should've rolled after that Suns game..

but you just knew they make no unforced changes and use the impending thrashing of WC at AO as a massive backslapping/golden ticket renewing exercise..
 
Well… What a suprise…

So all the spuds got their golden tickets renewed for another 3-4 weeks in the west coast game..

back slaps all round for defeating the worst most undermanned team assembled for an AFL game in a long time at our home ground.

we’ll get flogged.. then it’ll be rinse and repeat next weekend at AO against Norf.. golden tickets renewed again.. no changes for the rest of the season boys!
Michalanney on the extended bench. They better not get too cute and drop him rested for this game especially after the bye
 

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